Jus-Dan-Jer Blog Connection™

friends, living life, and turning seventeen

2009-01-11T21:41:00.004+08:00

@ http://www.lifethemusicalinwords.blogspot.com

A blog from Justin.

2009-01-07T18:20:00.002+08:00

hey everyone (or no one, which is more probable at the moment...),
just writing this as a mental note to myself/reminder. i'll be hoping to makeover this blog with daniel and jeremy so that it can become active again. the main purpose of this is so that the three of us can stay connected with each other despite living in 3 different countries, and also stay connected to you guys...probably all of whom will be our sri kuala lumpur mates!!! alright...i actually haven't discussed anything with daniel and jeremy and they probably will think that i'm going mad and this is a ridiculous idea, but hey, it's the school holidays!! (for me, that is...hehe). we'll probably come up with a new logo, new url, and new name for the blog. just so that we can pretend as if it's going to be a MASSIVE makeover...even though it probably won't be.

HAPPY SCHOOLING/HOLIDAYS!!

-justin @ http://www.lifethemusicalinwords.blogspot.com

what a coincidence

2008-01-06T00:08:00.000+08:00

Wow, it just so happens that i have this comic about the beatles.. in a YELLOW SUBMARINE! HAH! Here it is...

Expect something from us soon. I'm in my ambigram mood ;)

hi

2008-01-05T23:53:00.000+08:00

yoyo wassup Dan's in the houuuuuuse

okok, jeremy asked me to liven the blog. so im going to write lyrics of a great Beatles song :D:D:D

omgosh i feel like an asshole :D but ... hahahahhaa

Yellow Submarine LyricsArtist
(Band):The Beatles

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,
So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found a sea of green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine,
yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine,
yellow submarine.

[it goes onn...]

damn, i'm random!

okok

2007-12-08T00:46:00.000+08:00

oh its been a long time since im posting in orange. but since its my trademark in this blog! YES! okay so i dont want to lie to jeremy.. so i'll post. yes, i wanted to do a comeback but couldnt due to circumstances.

so yes i shall do the honours and post a video of A Walk To Remember.. cos i love the BOOK. YES GO READ A WALK TO REMEMBER by NICHOLAS SPARKS! its really awesome. when ur done, READ THE NOTEBOOK! or u can watch the notebook movie.

Welcome Back, YOU!

2007-12-07T19:57:00.000+08:00

Ah, decided to post something seeing that the last post was in September, it is now December. Daniel should be posting something as well. If he doesn't then he lied to me. So yeah, he actually wanted to do a big comeback on Nov 1st but i guess he's just Daniel. I wanted to post this comic somewhere after PMR but was too lazy at that time. Right now I'm busy ROTTING at home! There's just nothing to do! Right now, as i type this, a mosquito is feeding off me. It wont go away!
Anyway, here's the comic i wanted to post.

Part-Two

Haven't posted in GREEN for a very long time...mmm.. feels good.

It is coming for you...

2007-09-30T00:28:00.000+08:00

Well, PMR is two days from now. Actually it's considered as tomorrow because the time now is Sunday 12.30AM. Normally i would do some stupid countdown thing from POQbum but i don't have the time.
Actually, i have this CaH comic about exams but my com suddenly went nuts and i cant open anything. I'll post it after PMR when i'll have loads of time. Till then, i would like to wish all PMR candidates good luck anddd......nuts.

HELLO!

2007-08-13T22:17:00.000+08:00

OKOK dan in the house after a long time...i just want to post this great song... its usually on Fly.fm alot.. 10/04 by ONE BUCK SHORT!

ciao

Cyanide and Happiness for the Dead Blog

2007-08-13T22:16:00.000+08:00

Seriously, i've got nothing to say. The blog is lifeless so might as well post stuff useless stuff.

Limestone

2007-08-13T22:07:00.000+08:00

Limestone is a sedimentary rock composed largely of the mineral calcite (calcium carbonate: CaCO₃). Limestone often contains variable amounts of silica in the form of chert or flint, as well as varying amounts of clay, silt and sand as disseminations, nodules, or layers within the rock.

So, with that, i bring to you an ambigram i meantioned before. I did this a LONG time ago; somewhere around the beginning of this year. So...

Alert!

2007-08-11T11:20:00.000+08:00

Okay, for all you MSN users : new msn viruses and worms have been discovered.

Do not, i repeat 'DO NOT' accept a file named PictureAlbum2007.zip
I'll post some info from other sites.

Since a few hours ago, we have received lots of reports from Chinese customers. A new variant of Backdoor.Win32.IRCBot.acd is spreading quickly via MSN in China now. We have declared a medium alert for this variant. We hope other non-Chinese users can be careful.

This variant is very similar to the earlier variants. It also can send out different messages according to the different operating systems and send out the .zip file with random combination with "photo_albumXX.zip, photos2007_XX.zip, imagesXX.zip, photoXX.zip (XX is random digitals, such as photos2007_79.zip, photo12.zip)".

These messages will be as the following:
What do you think of this picure? I feel i look ugly : /
Here's a new pic of me Here's a new pic of me
A few pictures from last week, see if you like em A few pictures from last week, see if you like em
Have you seen this picure yet?
Have you seen this picure yet?
Haha, is that you on that picture?
Haha, is that you on that picture?
Should i use this picture on msn?
Should i use this picture on msn?
What do you think about this?
What do you think about this?

Discovered: August 9, 2007

Updated: August 10, 2007 1:52:38 AM

Also Known As: W32/Delf-EXR [Sophos]

Type: Worm

Infection Length: 61,952 bytes

Systems Affected: Windows 2000, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows Server 2003, Windows Vista, Windows XP

W32.Mimbot.A is a worm that spreads by sending a copy of itself through MSN Instant Messenger and opens a back door on the compromised computer.

Protection

Initial Rapid Release version August 9, 2007 revision 055
Latest Rapid Release version August 9, 2007 revision 055
Initial Daily Certified version August 9, 2007 revision 064
Latest Daily Certified version August 9, 2007 revision 064
Initial Weekly Certified release date August 15, 2007

Click here for a more detailed description of Rapid Release and Daily Certified virus definitions.

Threat Assessment

Wild

Wild Level: Low
Number of Infections: 0 - 49
Number of Sites: 0 - 2
Geographical Distribution: Low
Threat Containment: Easy
Removal: Easy

Damage

Damage Level: Low
Payload: Opens a back door.

Distribution

Distribution Level: Medium
Name of Attachment: PictureAlbum2007.zip

Solution:

1. Force your pc to shut down. Press restart button or power off button if shut down doesnt work.
2. Plug out ur telephone line.
3. Turn on ur computer and go to Run: regedit

4. Go to HKEYLOCAL_MACHINESOFTWARE
MicrosoftWindowsCurrentVersionShellServiceObjectDelayLoad

5. Find the key "Prodigy1". Note down the value under Data, then delete "Prodigy1".
6. Go to HKEY_CLASSES_ROOTCLSID. Find the value u've jot down in #3 n if u find it, delete.

7. Go to C:Windows. Search for *.zip and PictureAlbum2007.zip should show. Delete it.
8. Restart your comp. Before it reaches windows, press F8 & restart comp in safe mode.

9. When in safe mode, go to C:Windows. Search for prodigy. Delete Prodigys323.dll or sthg similar.
10. Restart your computer normally! Voila!! YAY!!

---

So, just watch out for these few things and don't get infected cos it will RUIN your computer. Best of luck.

English Class is Boring

2007-08-10T17:40:00.000+08:00

So, this is what happens when Mrs May Wong pisses me off during English class. I scribble in my English textbook. I remembered Ji Kin doing an ambigram of fuck during science class, the same time i did a limestone ambigram(haven't posted it). So here's one of my more 'flexible' ambigrams.

Cyanide and Happiness (asshole)

2007-07-31T22:49:00.000+08:00

So here's the first time i'm gonna post up a comic and an ambigram at the same time!
The theme is : Asshole

So with anus comes ASSHOLE! AMBIGRAM!

Ignore the squiggly lines. I thought it might be fun to do something like that. Apparently, i went a little overboard.

I would also like to add a random picture, thumbnail actually. Here it is! To all my fellow procrastinators!

Noodles

2007-07-30T20:42:00.000+08:00

Do YOU love your noodles? Express how much you love noodles right here! Click on the image below to see how much this guy loves noodles! Sorry the video cant be loaded here cos its a flash version. Anyway, this the first CaH short film by DaveM. Enjoy. The video doesn't take long to load. Not even 1 minute. So please watch :D

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

You'll never treat Maggi Mee the same way again.

realisation

2007-07-29T12:44:00.000+08:00

hey guys. i was at my bro's today and he played sean kingston's 'beautiful girls'. did you realise that the bass is that "stand by me" tune from the Lion King that pumba and timon sing?? lol...that's all i have to say. hope you guys are well and see you back in msia soon hopefully!

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!!!

2007-07-27T14:23:00.000+08:00

Yes, I'm back in the blogging mood; and it always seems to be near the exams when i feel like posting stuff. By the way, self amusement is the best form of humor. So amuse yourselves.

Anyway I would like to recommend an album for all of you : The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance. Either buy it or download all the songs individually(illegal). OR you could also download the whole album at one shot with the wonder of torrent files.
What are torrent files you say? Torrent files are simply downloadable files which can be opened with either BitComet, BitTorrent or any other torrent program. If you're looking for a specific torrent you could always visit www.torrentreactor.com from there, open the torrent files and download will begin. Its 'pausable' which is good so enjoy.

JobsInTown.de

2007-07-26T22:28:00.000+08:00

Out of this seemingly dead blog comes another 'trying to be lively' post. Apparently all three of us are very busy with our own LIVES. Yes we actually have lives. Well, Justin is probably just being lazy or as he said "I've got a lot of work to do". As for Daniel, he's emo-ing and dealing with his social/love life. Good luck, Dan. As for me, I have no excuse. Which is why I'm doing this shit. Well, actually I have exams as all of us do. Most of you visit this blog in your free time, well I don't have a lot of time to fill up your free time. Sorry.

So anyway, Sherlyn sent me these next few inspirational pictures for the viewing pleasure of whats left of our regular visitors. Have a look!

So, work hard or you might end up like these poor people :D

I'll try to post more.

PS: Crystal wanted me to post so, yeah whatever.

yo-yo

2007-07-03T16:24:00.000+08:00

found this in yahoo!

looks boring, but i havent posted much for a long time.. so wut the heck
just wait for it to load..

Music4U

2007-06-30T11:25:00.000+08:00

hey people,
to celebrate the returning of myself to malaysia in a week and the leaving of daniel back to singapore (YES!!)...(just joking, dan...chill), i've got a song for you guys. as you would've known, we had playlist dug-outs before our blog had a "break". unfortunately, we won't have these (sad...have a cry)...but i'll still keep you up-to-date with some good music for your pleasure and peace. : )

enjoy!

btw: is lilian too still going on about feng shui? just a question out of curiosity. i thought she might've been bankrupt by now...

look forward to seeing you guys!

CRYSTAL DOES IT AGAIN!

2007-06-27T12:34:00.000+08:00

PRESENTING YOUR MISS LAME* 2007 : CRYSTAL JOHN!

guess wut? she's sooo lame that the amount of votes she got is more than the amount of votes the others got altogether.. [meaning that, if u plus Ailin's, Candice's, Amelia's and Hwee Wen'ss votes together... it is still less than what Crystal got!] lemme show you..

so if u can see... crystal got 39 votes.. the rest are 17+9+2+6= 34.. wow.. amazing la Crystal..

So, she really deserve this.. Her prize is..... fame. Congrats! You have fame!! You won fame! it feels so great, doesnt it?

To the runner-ups**, Ailin and candice, you guys get nothing.

Amelia and Hwee Wen lost pathetically in a competition that isn't grand. so to Amelia and Hwee Wen, you're the real Winners because you both are the coolest among the lamest.

The Jus-Dan-Jer Blog Connection™
would like to congratulate

Crystal John
.........................................

Your Miss Lame 2007!

*Miss Lame's task is to ensure that the Lame People will always be lame and ensure their security, peace and progress in the season of 2007-2008 until a new Miss Lame is appointed.

**in any case that Crystal has any difficulties of performing her task, the runner-up will take her place. but, that is most unlikely bcos the judges [jus-dan-jer] would not strip her off her title even if she was in a coma.

POLL

2007-06-26T11:13:00.001+08:00

LAST DAY OF POLL!!! VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Crazy Convo!

2007-06-24T13:42:00.000+08:00

Daniel in the damn freaking house ya'll. ok, so anyway... Justin was er really weird and he kinda made me feel like a complete bapok when he ... ahh just see for urself.. CrazyConvo!
.................................................

Justin says:
guess who's birthday it is today??!!

Justin says:
whose

Daniel says:
marykate and ashley

JustinC says:
no

Daniel says:
wait

Daniel says:
i know.. dont tell me

JustinC says:
5

JustinC says:
4

JustinC says:
3

JustinC says:
2

JustinC says:
3

Daniel says:
beyonce's sister

Daniel says:
u know im right

JustinC says:
no

JustinC says:
no

JustinC says:
one more chance

Daniel says:
ook

JustinC says:
if you get it wrong...i dont know what to do lah

Daniel says:
isit a celebrity or a fren?

JustinC says:
i cant say

Daniel says:
cos i get this impression that ur talking abt a celeb

JustinC says:
i'd give it away

Daniel says:
hmm

JustinC says:
it could be anyone

JustinC says:
anyone...

JustinC says:
ANYONE

Daniel says:
hmm

JustinC says:
hurry up

JustinC says:
you're destroying the mood

Daniel says:
thinking

JustinC says:
faster

Daniel says:
im blur today

JustinC says:
aiyolamak

Danielsays:
woke up early

JustinC says:
it's so IN-YOUR-FACE

JustinC says:
splat in your face

Daniel says:
WAIT

JustinC says:
five

JustinC says:
...

JustinC says:
four...

Daniel says:
zach

Daniel says:
nonononoo

JustinC says:
WRONG

Daniel says:
PLEASE

Daniel says:
ONE

Daniel says:
MORe

Daniel says:
CHANCE

JustinC says:
DDDEEEE!!!

JustinC says:
BUZER SOUND!!

JustinC says:
it's ANYONE!!!

JustinC says:
it could be anyone

JustinC says:
so it IS anyone!!

JustinC says:
ANYONE's birthday is today!!

JustinC says:
DUP DUP DUSH!

JustinC says:
ahah.

Daniel says:
uh-huh

Daniel says:
oh kayyy

..............................................
so there u have it... justin being really lame...

sorry

2007-06-23T22:30:00.000+08:00

long time since i posted...

dont mean to steal Justin's rights to post tripod but i cant help it.. i need to post this
.. the key is not to see the video..its to listen to the blinking lyrics

pls type 'tripod skithouse' or 'tripod sideshow' in youtube! plss...

p/s Polll endinggg soonn

Justin's "good-stuff-to-watch-on-youtube-in-your-free-time"

2007-06-23T17:23:00.000+08:00

hey guys...just keeping this blog up to date:

here's some interesting and funny stuff to type into the search engine on youtube (in no particular order):

1) Tripod - a funny aussie trio that sing their own composed songs about funny and random things. they have good voices and sing their made-up songs really properly and professionally. they are often part of comedy festivals in australia and other parts of the world. originally in an aussie tv show "skithouse" and now in "Sideshow"

2) Umbilical brothers - two aussie blokes working their magic as they create sounds and make jokes. they are famous for their ability to create sounds organically with their mouths from voice impersonations to things like velcro stripping. they can also act out stuff really well. they, too are part of comedy festivals around australia as well as oveseas. also in "sideshow".

3) Battle at Kruger - amazing footage taken by people visiting kruger national park. first a her of buffalo move towards a pride of lions. then, the lions strike and single out a baby calf. a lioness pounces on the baby calf and they are both sent flying into a nearby waterhole. the rest of the lions come down to help drag the calf out the water. then, as they work together, a crocodile comes and holds on to the calf, dragging it back into the water. the lions eventually become victorious. however, the buffaloes are back...and in huge numbers. how does the calf survive the ordeal?? it involves a lion being flung into the air...

PLEASE READ: BREAKING NEWS!!

2007-06-19T17:55:00.000+08:00

For : Don and Giselle. Enjoy. :)
(Please take note that the following is untrue and is not a rouse to cause any harm, insult, injury or false pretense rumour to cause danger and havoc in the peaceful and wonderful world that we live in, called Mother Earth. This is simply a fun joke made to liven up spirits, get smiles, and if not, to make you laugh. Therefore, please acknowledge that this is a happy, fun, fuzzy-warm-feeling thing, and not a sad, unfun, spiky-cold-arse thing. Thank you for your time.)

     Kids around the world are now being told to be aware and conscious by country leaders in their respective countries.
     There is now a virus on the lose, or rather, a disease whose cause is not known yet. Scientists have not worked out if this new disease is spread by virus or bacteria.
     Professor H.K This-knee-lend, who works at NESA in the US, reported, "We do not know of the mainspring of this malady, but we have gathered its effects and harmfulness. We have yet to come with a scientific name of the disease as we do not know the virus or bacteria yet, but we have now labelled it Clothimuncjitis".
     From the observance of the 10 victims affected in countries Cambodia and and Laos, medical scientists in the National Observatory in Tokyo Japan say that Clothimuncjitis attacks the bodies of weaker people, as diseases usually do.
     Hairobi Takazakaniwahaji, a medical professor at the Observatory, said, "It is very unfortunate of the coming of this disease. It's almost like having SARS again...only that it does not kill. Clothimuncjitis (known as Hachinawakuska in Japan), attacks bodies of people who are affected by the problem we know as anorexia."
      Studies and research say that the disease is contractable from the air, but are only attracted to anorexic bodies. Like magnets, which attract at opposite poles, this disease, which molecules are said to be fat, are attracted to weak, skinny bodies.
     Dr. Ng, a General Practitioner in a Malaysian clinic in the streets of Kuala Lumpur, said, "What happens, is that this disease enters the body of the victim (this was followed by a "la"). Then (followed by an "ah"), this disease makes an exothermic reaction with haemoglobins, the catalysts. This creates an awkward result.
     It is said and has been publicly announced by African president, Alooba Mohai, that this disease is a real threat in his country because of poverty and starvation. The United States of America and European countries are collaborating with MTV and famous artists to conduct a few more concerts to raise some money to help. Bill Gates, American gazillionaire and entrepenuer, is donating half his fortune to help this cause.
      A psychologist and biological scientist from Kazakhstan, Borat Fleinszguard, had been kind enough to release information on the effects of Clothimuncjitis (known as Borat in Kazakhstan).
      Apparently, the victim of the disease cannot be "naked under their clothes". This, in a non-scientific term, means that victims of Clothimuncjitis have their privates constantly covered by clothes. No matter how many or how much clothes you take off your body, you will always have clothes underneath.
      This has caused many concerns among the public. Diego Bobinho, 37, from Sao Paolo, Brazil, said "Now, how am I going to take showers now, eh? I need to wash them bits so I can smell nice when I play with my football (known as soccer in America and Australia)".
     A man from Kazakhstan, Borat Aszgash said, "No more sex-time (pronounced saa-ksi-ty-m) for me...". He broke into tears.
     Kids around the world are being told to eat and even encouraged to go beyond obesity to avoid Clothimuncjitis, until a cure is found by scientists around the world, who are currently working together to find a remedy to this disastrous epidemic.
     Dr. Ng, the Malaysian GP, said, "Yes, this is a very bad epidermic". Our journalist reports that it is sad to know that Dr. Ng does not know the difference between "epidemic" and "epidermic", and that "epidermic", according to the Concise Oxford Electronic English Dictionary, means "the surface epithelium of the skin of an animal, overlying the dermis".

By: Justin Choong
extracted from: The National Times.

M-U-S-I-C

2007-06-16T23:02:00.000+08:00

from the famous words of mad madonna- "music...makes the people...come together"...and so...with the discovery of something new(for me)...radio.blog, i'd like to start a new kind of dug-out...just that it's not called dug-out. so, yea.

the song i have for you is from hearing it from my bro's comp...it's an awesome song and i present you:

Games

2007-06-16T21:27:00.000+08:00

yoyo.. Dan's in the house! ok, hello people. long time.. i will be posting more games at the bottom and i might even bring it to the top of the blog so that its easier to play without having to go all the way to the bottom!

just watch out for more games and hopefully u'll like it like i did!

p/s, while u are free, check out my new blog http://deepboyturnshallow.blogspot.com/ :D

DEAR JUSTIN

2007-06-16T17:01:00.000+08:00

hello...how you guys doing??!! my hols start in like, 2 weeks...i'll see you then. just to let you guys know...DEAR JUSTIN is open again. for months it has been filthed with trash about viagra...and non-asking-for-advice-kind-of-things. So, it has now been open again. HOWEVER, problems will be randomly selected...depending on how interesting or how genuine they are...as justin is not always here or everywhere to solve people's problems...no matter how good he is...I am...

so... start writing in!

oh, and i was watching a aussie television show, "Side Show"...which is like a television show where they get like the "well-known" people from other countries and around australia to perform their stuff. well, they have a reuglar- "tripod"...which i'd like to share with you...they're a group that sings funny stuff....but they do their own songs as well...this is one of them-

Tripod-Gonna Make You Happy

Miss Lame 2007 : You Decide!

2007-06-13T09:45:00.000+08:00

Ok, well... i didn't want to do this. but jeremy wanted to and i couldn't let him steal credit for something i created :D:D yes, i am evil like that.. mwhahah

ok anyway. Last year, Crystal was awarded the crown of Miss Lame 2006. Her reign cannot last for so long. She has to now go against more contestants to defend her title as..... *drum roll*

*MISS LAME 2007*

the contestant were chosen by random thoughts as your name popped out in my head when 'lame' appeared! so, be honoured! be pleased! be satisfied! you all are already winners!

[ok, fine... jeremy gave me the names. kill him not me..]

the contestants ARE :

Miss Lame 2006, Crystal John
Runner-up 2006, Leaw Ai Lin

Ah Peko, Candice "Wee" Toh

er, Hwee Wen

i-dono-how-to-spell-angel, Amelia Neoh

good luck to all. the poll will run for 1 month.. cos im lazy..

Elimination(Poll)

2007-06-12T23:18:00.000+08:00

700 views. 52 votes, from over 2 different countries. 5, 000 visitors. And now, your votes have been casted, and YOU have decided, "Which section will be removed!" *American Idol Music*

Ok. The Online Chat Box, noone voted for you. So obviously you're staying for a long time. You may have a..never mind, it stays on the blog.

The Game at the Bottom, you have 6 votes. You will also continue to serve our blog in hardships and happiness, in joy and in sorrow, for better or worse, rainy or sunny, dead blog or lively bog, you're not leaving.

And the runner up is, THE SINFEST COMICS with 21 VOTES.

Which means, the Welcome Message leaves us for good tonight(its night time now as i'm posting). I'm sorry but out visitors have voted 25 times for you to be deleted from our blog.

So, remember to vote in the upcoming poll made by The Amazing Daniel! So remember, your vote counts!

Sorry, I'm not feeling myself today. And was ordered to update the blog. Well, not 'ordered'. I was told to do so. And i haven't posted this month. So I'll post CaH soon. Look out!

Duke of Edinburgh Award

2007-06-10T15:38:00.001+08:00

hey guys,
three weeks ago, i joined a program known as the Duke of Edinburgh Award. my school encourages it and so do other schools around here. i'm showing it to you because i think it would be something cool for you to join and it'd be pretty beneficial.

So...
What is the Award?
The award is a programme of activities for you to do in your spare time. There are three Awards to try for: Bronze, Silver, and Gold. Gold takes the longest to do and is the hardest one to try for - usually, people start off on the Bronze award.
You simply have to choose one activity under each of these headings, and do it for a set length of time:
Service: Be a local hero - help the community, the environment or even train to save a life...
Skills: Do something different, whether you fancy yourself as a fine artist or a trapeze artist, we’ve got something that will suit you...
Physical Recreation: Could you be the next Beckham? Or Anna Kournikova? Virtually any sport, dance or fitness activity can count...
Expedition: Go on an expedition and find yourself. Train, plan and complete an adventurous journey in the countryside on foot, horseback, boat or cycle...
Residential Project: Work as a team on a conservation, service or activity-based project for five days (this is for Gold Award Participants only).
It's fun, challenging and different... so go on, take the challenge!

For more info... visit:
http://www.theaward.org/youth/flash.html
or,
contact your local Duke of Edinburgh centre today!!

Hello

2007-06-10T15:27:00.000+08:00

watched bowfinger starring ol' steve martin and eddie murphy last night. just wanted to share this last scene from the movie with you guys. enjoy!

hi there!

2007-06-04T20:37:00.000+08:00

hey guys,
with supervision of my room-mate, who wants not to be named, i present these videos of me playing with my ball and being an "monkeyarsechickenpie", quoting my roommate.

enjoy! ~confessions of the life of a chinese boarder~

Daniel's Performance with Caleb Ting

2007-06-03T20:42:00.000+08:00

yo guys... about last week or so, i performed with my friend "Collide" and "whereverYouWillGo" together and it was remixed together - acoustic style! SO WE NAMED IT "I'll Go Where You And I Collide"

This is how it went [and there's like some shit at the top because i had to edit it with some trial version editor]

ok...will put this together with the Talentime Videos!

Llama

2007-05-29T20:18:00.000+08:00

Yes, I'm back from camp and i would like to introduce to you, the llama.

The llama (Lama glama) is a camelid, a family that evolved originally in North America 40-50 million years ago. The term llama is sometimes used more broadly, to indicate any of the four closely related animals that make up the South American branch of the family Camelidae: the true llama, the vicuña, alpaca, and guanaco. They were used as a system of transportation for the Incas.[1]
Differentiating characteristics between llamas and alpacas include the llama's larger size and longer head. Alpaca fiber is generally more expensive but not always more valuable. Alpacas tend to have a more consistent color throughout the body. The most apparent visual difference between llamas and camels is that camels have a hump or humps and llamas do not.

And now, i here's a song to add to our site which will gradually get more and more annoying. But its funny. So, here it is : THE LLAMA SONG!

NEW GAME+OLD GAME=2GAMES!

2007-05-28T22:25:00.000+08:00

yoyo daniel's in da damn-freaking-house!

and i found this game in school.. ts major sedistic and fun and cool and funny but it has a twist!

its not as addictive as the othergame which will be at the bottom of it...

its called URBAN SNIPER!

*remember, for the first round, kill the guy with the cap and the person he's meeting with, so wait til he meets the guy*

heylo

2007-05-28T18:36:00.000+08:00

hey guys. it's 8:07 now where i am and i'm in prep(fyi- time allocated to be silent and study for an hour and a half), and i'm bored as hell. justa quick 'hi' and how're things going?? anyway, i hope you are enjoying your holidays...my exams are in two weeks!! and counting. here's the low-down:
math: probability, algebra, enrichment exercises, indices, pythagoras(quite similar to what we did last year, but harder), length, area, capacity, volumes, and probably simultaneous equations soon.
history: sources tests, essay writing on: medieval history
geography: pretty unclear...might be because of teacher who is a bit...blur...Africa(get this...memorising all african countries and capitals...i've got three more to go!) and also like, interpreting populations, climographs, population graphs, and learning stats...like AIDS and stuff...i think.
science: electricity(as in, reading meters, studying circuits, wattage, voltage, currents) and further electrical related stuff which you and i would probably get a headache from reading....environmental stuff...chemistry...yea.
music: theory...studying music pieces...backgrounds of shostakovich, maria callas(weird ass opera singer), david helfgott(famous aussie singer with stutters...) and tchaikovsky 1812 overture.
english: literature on an australian book deadly unna? by phillip gwyne...and literature as in like...literature. analysing tension, characterisation, conflicts, themes...all that crap. and comprehension. not comprehension as in "yes, in my opinion james bullard is a very selfish person because he does not share his food with his friends"...but "james bullard...(3 paragraphs for 5 marks)...."

so yea...i'm really glad that i'm not sitting for pmr. ;)...the pressure is on.

Yankee doodle went to town,
riding on a ha-at.
stuck a feather on his pony...
and called it bob.

Weird Signs!

2007-05-25T14:42:00.000+08:00

Its been a while since i did this. Remember the time i said i would comment on any Cyanide and Happiness comic? Well i think it would suit Weird Signs better. And i would also like to say that this blog is nearly dead and close to extinction as it is the only one of its kind. On with the signs...

*No Farting Zone*. Come to think of it, petrol stations are also not the best place to fart, hence making it an unfartable place to be in.

3.141593. Do you know how slow that is? My DOG can walk faster than that. My SHIT falls faster than that! Some people just dont think. Horrible.

What kind of moron would...never mind. I would

This looks like FUN!

Pampering doggies.

Guess what's about to hit him on the head? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, YOU IDIOT. a cow.

Thats all for now. I've got another stack of 'em themed 'toilet humor' and remember...dont sit on crocodiles. And i dont have a dog.

Poll results

2007-05-25T14:12:00.000+08:00

So, im making a new poll. Here are the results of the previous poll:

What do you do when you type a personal message on msn?

Now for the new poll, since our top blog is kinda filled up and messy, we've; sorry..I'VE made the decision to create a poll o see which is most useless. Please vote, and you can vote multiple times with multiple choices, AT THE SAME TIME!

And i would also like to congratulate Blake for making the finals of american idol and unfortunately losing to Jordin. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Bye. Oh wait, im gonna post some more. Just you wait...

HERE I AM!!!

2007-05-23T17:16:00.000+08:00

anddd...*POOF*

My singaporean freind gave me this!

2007-05-22T22:34:00.000+08:00

This was emailed to me by my friend who visits this blog quite regularly..
He liked the reason why our blog is called maybe shit will happen, and decided to give me this..

This is exactly how it was when i opened my email inbox! If it sucks, dont blame me...his name is Joshua Wong [Singaporean]! and u can tell him how u felt on jb9395@hotmail.com :D sry Bomb[Joshua] - we call him Bomb.

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!!

ok thats wut it was and is and will always be...sry for wasting ur time...JEREMY, JUSTIN!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!

YOYO Theres a game!

2007-05-15T22:32:00.000+08:00

Ok folks, Dan's in DA HOUSE!! so, jeremy just introduced me to this awesome game and the game simply goes like this :

The aim of the game is to kill the creeps before they reach the end of the maze, do this by building attacking towers on the grass around the maze. To build click on the one you want to build on the right, then click on the map where you want it to be built. Once built you can click on them to upgrade or sell. To get a high score keep as much of your gold in the bank as possible, at the end of each round you earn interest on the gold in the bank. Special levels are where the creeps are none-normal, they include FAST [6, 13, 19, 26, 32] AIR [8, 17, 27] IMMUNE [10, 21, 32] BOSS [11, 22, 33] You get wood every 7 levels use wood to research upgrades.

EXACTLY! So I posted the game [ which Jeremy found ]at the bottom of the BLOG! ENJOY

Trivia with DANNNNNNNNNN

2007-05-13T09:02:00.000+08:00

ok.. as usual, jikin always answers the TWD question.. it just shows that jikin is the only one who really really visits the blog...good job jikin...9 more points and u win!

Score
Jikin - 1pt

Next Question - TWD - General History..
What was the capital city of the Mughal Empire?

You can find your answers in : Wikipedia Google and others.
Please give your answers in the ChatBox

ZZOMGGGGGG 5K!!!!!!!

2007-05-13T00:07:00.000+08:00

Yes, believe it or not. We'v achieved 5000 views on this very page. Everytime someone visits this blog the counter increases by 1. We've got a long way to go from our old blog, maybeitwillhappen which was 7000+. Let's CELEBRATE!

For copyright purposes i'll post the original comic too.

howzitgoinggg?!?!?!

2007-05-12T20:56:00.000+08:00

Hey,
how're you people? enjoying the blog? i'm pretty sure you guys would be in an orgy of excitement by now after scrutinizing ambigrams, seeing a old woman stuff her foot into a rabbit, and reading "interesting and very gripping" trivia about spiderman.

anyway, i just want to wish you luck with your exams which currently as i type is in 6 days, 9 hours, 29 minutes, 51 seconds and counting. if you are an active reader of this blog, i'm sure you're going to be a 7A student because of this blog's magical and mystical powers.

anyway i have to get back to studying...exams in 2 weeks. i'll see you!

So TWD is back...lol

2007-05-12T13:49:00.000+08:00

Jeremy begged me to bring this back so that more people would come and visit the blog more often.. Well, i hope this works.
*THIS IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT*

The theme is General History
Trivia with Dan- General History

1. Which British Prime Minister was the Brighton Bomb meant to kill?

*as usual, the first person to answer correctly wil get a point. The first person to get 10 points will be TWD Champion and can do many things*

Did you know?

2007-05-11T20:51:00.000+08:00

Here are some things you might not have known about the latest Spider-man movie

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE JUMPING INTO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT IT.
I'm DOING THIS BECAUSE I CARE. LOL

· The release date for the film was set before Spider-man 2 (2004) was even released.

· Topher Grace left "That 70's Show (1998) to star in this movie as Venom.

· The over 600 latex "web" balloons in the celebration scene had to be hand-painted with a Sharpie marker.

· Both Topher Grace and Thomas Haden Church confessed that when they were unceremoniously invited to meetings at Sony, they had no idea they would be auditioning for this film.

· Originally, director Sam Raimi vehemently opposed having Venom as a villain in the film, claiming he hated Venom's "lack of humanity." Raimi eventually came to appreciate the character, based on actor Topher Grace's performance.

· This film is reportedly the most expensive film ever made in U.S. dollars, with a budget of $250 million. This breaks King Kong (2005)’s record of $207 million, and in terms of adjusted dollars, would be third to Voyna i mir (1968)’s budget of $560 million.

Thomas Haden Church worked out for 16 months to build up his physique to portray Sandman.

· In a fight scene where Spider-Man punches through Sandman's chest, congenital amputee boxer Baxter Humby took Tobey Maguire’s place in filming the scene. Humby, who was born without his right hand, helped deliver the intended effect of punching through Sandman's chest.

· The film's visual effects designer, created a miniature of a skyscraper section at 1/16th scale, instead of using CGI, to save time and costs, and so that damage done to the building could be portrayed realistically.

· A scene (and poster) of Spider-Man shows him in his symbiote-suit and, in a window, his reflection in his old red-and-blue suit. This image is reminiscent of a scene from _"Spider-Man: The Alien Costume: Part 1 (#1.8)" (1995)_ , which also featured, as in the trailer, the symbiote-suit attaching itself to Peter as he sleeps.

· The film's translation in Russia is "Spider-Man 3: Enemy in the Reflection"

· In early production Vulture was originally going to be in the movie, but was later replaced by Venom.

· Kirsten Dunst dyed her natural blond hair red for the role of Mary Jane Watson. Bryce Dallas Howard dyed her natural red hair blond for the role of Gwen Stacy.

· Real sand was used in the scenes with Sandman, except where there were characters being buried/covered in sand. Real sand being possibly hazardous for such scenes, ground up corncobs were used as a substitute. It provided marvelous snacks for the cast and crew afterwards...

· While being in the Venom costume, Topher Grace didn't drink any water during his breaks.

Thank you. Just shairng my joy of spidey with you.

Project MSN Messenger PMs

2007-05-09T19:34:00.000+08:00

So, im bored and i don't feel like studying right now. So i decided to observe people's personal message on MSN Messenger. Since i have approximately 200+ buddies/contacts i'll only do a few. These pms can be classified according to...forget it. Just have a look.

First of all are the kinda normal ones, just plain statements or complaints :
- Looking for a team for F1 Technology Challenge
- [shyt ! haven finish alot hw!][yoon eun hye . <33>
- maths.maths.maths.
- manchester united (:
- stress plus boredom
- Looking to borrow warcraft III and Frozen Throne. =)
- I lose my calcalator. darrrn it
- last minute is not a key anymore
- W850i YaaY
- Who playing rose!?
- greatest mum in d world award goes to you !
- Patience.... we will get there soon enough
- Dim3nSi0n
- diz toRtiOn... tRiCky tRiCky... HardStyLe... 4hours to performance...
- exam..exam..!! @_@ and i haven ready..not preparee..wat la miee..-.-

Then there's the sentimental love kind of things. Lets start off with girl sentimental stuff :
- come break me down; bury me, bury me
- such a beautiful disaster
- © ` i'll stop the world and melt with you. (:
- i keep u in my heart as i slowly fall apart . i dont want to become just a memory .
- It takes a strong heart to love ,but it takes an even stronger heart to love after it's been shattered.
- © if that aint love then i dont know what love is ` MR A-Z (:
- Baby, there's no love like your love (:
- If you could read my mind ..you'd be in tears
- Thinking about him all day, yet she's feeling so alone
- i've got my mind set on you
- you tore it all apart

And then we have the guy sentimental stuff. It ALWAYS sounds weird :
- is the girl you love, worth putting all your effort in to have her feel the same way for you?
- Lollipop™....You Are Such An Indefatigable Person....Yup Its You
- where di you come from, where did you go?
- Life Is Simple Without U.... Life Too Is Simple With U... With You Or Without You??...
- youshineBRIGHTERthananyoneelse
- when you miss me at night, look at the stars shining bright
- That forever was in your eyes, the moment I saw you cry

Then there're the ones that i can never understand :
- keepon the dancing robot.
- m da person in 3 ppl....T.T
- -ah chuu-
- The downfall of BS3 starts tonight with resignations. All caused by a woman.
- freed from the depths of hell, into the torturous heavens.
- what a horror nightmare.. but i still like the rainy morning
- 9 more results 9 more suspense 9 more reliefs 9 more joy 9 more worries 9 more As 9 more HEARTACHES!
- I gotcha <3
- Just do it, before it's too late!

And now, my favourite type of pms the NONSENSE! :
- [PassionFruit: DragonFruit] [Mango:Mangosteen] [Papaya:Banana] [Wintermelon:Watermelon] [Pineapple:Apple] [Strawberry:Cranberry]
- zzzzzzz. stupid retarded teacher, i hope you die. ; cute little short fringe tht goes boing boing boing. wth?!
- Batholomew Diaz, Vasco Da Gama, Lopez de Sequeira, Ruy de Araujo, Alfonso de Albuquerque!
- i never steal your peanuts la ariel
- ..faceless Mahyun yang berpenyakit nanar..the new Ju-on..swt...
- what should i do with you...
- friendshit forever
- no woman no cry
- I only play when the light shines forth,when darkness prevails, and evil entails,I shall cower in the depths of my blankie.
- ........zzzz-_-zzzz..........
- i fought off 3000 men. with my bare-hands!! mwahahaha

Then there's Ji Kin's and Steffi's pm. Ji Kin's one never seems to change and has been the same for a very long time :
Blueserver DotA Score : Won 182(77%) Lost 54(23%)

And Steffi's one is very annoying as it reminds me how many days are remainding till PMR and how i shouldn't be posting all this crap and i should be studying instead. But i still like to think of it as

[The Number of Days Remainding to PMR] + [a few more days] = The Biggest Party of the Year!

Here's Steffi's pm, it changes everyday unlike Ji Kin's. I don't get the last part, its probably nonsense :
PMR: 146 days. TPs: 172 Shots. WCPGSHTCCLKS.

Sorry, thats all for now. I'm done sitting in front of the com.

Here's mine though :

i'm "<3">

Cyanide and Happiness

2007-05-09T18:53:00.000+08:00

I said i was gonna post the continuation so here it is. Meh, its not funny at all. But im a man/boy/guy/male/person of my word.

I'm JEALOUS HAHA

2007-05-08T21:20:00.000+08:00

ok..justin has a comic segment - Sinfest...jeremy has a comic segment- CaH

I HAVE A COMIC SEGMENT! but it has no name!

its called the weird/funny/outrages comics found by daniel! [so it does haf a name]

[for those who dont get this absolutely hilarious comic that i cudnt stop laughing to, the lady stuck her foot in the bunny's asshole]

Cyanide and Happiness

2007-05-08T16:43:00.000+08:00

I found this hilarious. Guys would laugh more.

This one's for Daniel. Although its not funny but there's a chance there will. PS: Dan's obsessed with Spiderman.

Dont worry, its to be continued so i'll post the other one tomorrow, only because they only do 1 comic per day.

Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

2007-05-07T20:56:00.000+08:00

This is the top 5 of Dan's Ten!

Top 5 of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!
in no. 5, we have a urinal from an international space station in space.

no. 4 is a toilet in Stockholm Int. Airport...[ it's sed to make the 'uriner' feel close to nature so that he pees in peace and is one with nature]

no. 3 are urinals designed by Clark Sorensen... its all plants [it livens up the phrase, nature calls!]

the runner-up that comes in no. 2 is a urinal of a clown's face! [aim the clown!]

AND THE CHAMPION - THE URINALS OF PURE ART! - it's from the John Michael Kohler Arts Center

That's for this round of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

if u still think this is crap, im sorry
if u think this is good, thank you
if u just wanna pee here, me too
and if u just wanna suggest things for me to put up on Dan's Ten, tell me in the Chatbox

Daniel, out! -sorry Seacrest

Cyanide and Happiness`

2007-05-07T16:40:00.000+08:00

Another one! Hope you understand this, Candice!

Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

2007-05-06T23:15:00.000+08:00

It's been a long time - oh believe me - since i posted the ever so Ten-der, Dan's Ten ..
btw, i decided to start using a diff colour for my posts!

So as usual, i'll post the BOTTOM 5 to whet ur appetite[not in this case] and present the top 5 to somehow ammuse you [hopefully]

prepare to be unsatisfied - hey, im in a rush! - hehe

Bottom 5 - Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!
no. 10 is the toilet in the TAJ MAHAL

for no. 9, we see a urinal from Hong Kong

no 8 is a classic urinal from the Isle of Bute

no. 7 is a 'unique' urinal from some campus

and last but not least, in no. 6 is a urinal in a night club in Bangkok [don't bite my ****]

if ur thinking to urself, "this is so lame, it sucks so bad", then wait for the top 5.
if ur thinking this is good... u havent seen wuts coming in the top 5.

stay tuned for the Top 5 of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

Cyanide and Happiness

2007-05-05T22:10:00.000+08:00

Haven't posted this in a while. I've got loads more though. It's disgustingly funny.

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

2007-05-03T18:29:00.000+08:00

So.. jeremy has been posting it for 2 weeks...so ts my turn now

Ok so here goes..

The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are jeremy's..the theme is Countries

England

France

Paraguay

Togo

[jeremy's ambigrams are too pro..too good]

VOTE NOW!

Ji Kin's Stuff

2007-05-03T16:30:00.000+08:00

As usual Ji Kin has nothing better to do than care for our blog and send me pictures to post up. (I think he should be an author), 60% of our audience is just him pretending to be other people. = Here's what he sent me, and p.s... im a coke drinker so pepsi can go to hell!

I love this bed! For dreamers.

They should be sued for stealing that.

Hi

2007-04-28T01:36:00.000+08:00

uh, hello?hello? test.test. um...will the real slim shady please stand up? test.test. whoo...havent touched this in a loooong while. anyway, hi. yes...i've missed you too but don't go jumping up and down screaming just yet. there's bigger news. i'm blogging again!

yes, you've heard right. you can rub your eyes all you want but what you are reading is not a figment of your imagination. it is, in fact real! you can touch it! feel for yourself! yees. that's right. feeel the screen. feeel it. touch it. oh yes, it's real.

as i was saying, i'm back- that's right- fresh, new look, new style, new ideas, and no added fat(i hope...it hasnt looked to good. rationally, 3 people say i've gained weight whereas 2 say i'm taller and i've grown narrower, horizonatally- i'd like to believe the latter is right).

so...as i start a brand new term at school, i will be doing my best to provide you guys with the most hilarious, thrilling, mind-numbing bullshit you would have ever read, or will ever read, ever in your lifetime. so...spread the word.

.watch this space.

Bruce Campbell [the man that appears in all Spidermans]

2007-04-27T18:57:00.000+08:00

Bruce Campbell, talking on his roles in the three movies

Spider-man 3 Spoiler Clips

2007-04-27T18:14:00.000+08:00

*THe following are clips that shows important scenes of the movie* if u dont want to ruin urself for the movie, do not watch it...

1st Version
Eddie Brock becomes Venom

2nd VErsion
Venom's Transformation

tune in for more

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

2007-04-27T15:32:00.000+08:00

SORRY! I had to procrastinate due to the tons of homeowork i had during the week. I was supposed to post this on Tuesday but apparently i dragged it down to Friday. Dont worry. The next one will be punctual. Daniel actually finished his on time, i had mine but it was just the draft or something. Even now, i just re-drew the draft and made it look neater. Sorry, caught up in daily life.

This week's theme is furniture and the four words are (D)chair, (D)cupboard, (J)fan, (J)shoe rack. First up is chair.

The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are Daniel's

Next, cupboard...

Next the short one, fan...

And finally, the 'hardest', shoe rack...

That's all for now! Please remember to vote at the poll, which is updated.

Bangla

2007-04-21T13:47:00.000+08:00

WARNING! Contains explict content and vulgar words.

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the CHEEBYE BANGLA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

I found this from thing from shaun ti's blog which he got from kennysia's blog. Its funny to me, not sure if its that funny to any of you. Give your opinion.

Candice

2007-04-19T19:39:00.000+08:00

Candice requesed for this. If you ever want yours done, add me on my msn at jeremyloh282@hotmail.com it will probably take a day or two, maybe even a few hours if i'm free. You can choose eiter hand-writtten or computerized. Its free but if you want both its gonna cost you 5 bucks.

Footballer Look-alikes

2007-04-17T19:38:00.000+08:00

Jens Lehmann! and Hal from Malcolm in the Middle!

tune in for more next time

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

2007-04-17T19:37:00.000+08:00

So here they are. Teacher, Driver, Executionist and Director. First up, is 'Teacher'

Next, 'Driver'

Next, we have the hardest of all, 'Executionist'

And finally, 'Director'

Please remember to vote on which you think is better. The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are Daniel's. Pick your 'fav'. I'd also like to add a natural ambigram

"NOW NO SWIMS ON MON"

Cool huh.

10 minute work

2007-04-16T18:42:00.000+08:00

Dis Ji Kin ah, very 'mafan' u noe. Always say ah, that my ambigrams r not 'clear' la. Vely hard to read. So one day, i decided to make him one that is err.. clear enuf for him to c la. So it took mi 10 mins to finish tis thing. Quite nice oso lah. Boleh tahan. Nah, give u all see.

Sorry, i felt like talking like that to express my Malaysianness. This is how we speak, and we should be proud of it. So i hope dat Malaysia can cont 2 be a peaceful and harmonis country 4eva n eva.

Footballer Look-alikes

2007-04-14T19:48:00.000+08:00

Woodgate and EDGE

Cyanide and Happiness

2007-04-14T11:45:00.000+08:00

Haven't done this in a while. This one's funny.

Footballer Look-alikes

2007-04-13T20:26:00.000+08:00

finally, i found a look-alike for crouchie! and its none other that Timmy(south park)

AHHH

Timmy and Peter Crouchie

Crouch Timmy

Secondly is Gary Neville and some guy in prison break..i think his name is tea bag or sumthing

Neville and Tea Bag

Poll : Battle of the Rock Bands

2007-04-12T22:53:00.000+08:00

now, new comers Daughtry has just rocked the charts after Chris Daughtry came out of Idol. Now, with Idol fame, his band is now shooting high.. but their songs are abit Nickelback-ish..

Could Daughtry have been always like this? Or is Chris taking what he had learned from Nickelback when he sang with them?

But most importantly, i'm wondering, which band do you prefer more? Which one is better? Daughtry or Nickelback?

VOTE NOW! [you can only vote once a day(exactly 24 hours)]

Wednesdays and Thursdays

2007-04-12T19:43:00.000+08:00

Wednesday, 11 April 2007
Today we had our Cross Country Trials. I ran with Hugo at the beginning but halfway i decided to stop cos i felt lazy, so i agreed with Wei Li to walk the rest of the way because i was feeling lazy, or maybe i just cant run long distances. So anyway, a third of the way there, i saw Winston and Hugo walking back and i thought that they went in the wrong direction (like last year). Turned out that Winston had a little "tummy ache" and needed to shit. So i walked back with him and Hugo and Mr.Raymond asked us to let Winston walk alone back to somewhere to shit in a mamat shop. After the Trials a few of us were in class and this is what happened.

Thursday, 12 April 2007
Well, today was only exciting during Science. Winston started throwing nuts at Mr.Ching and he realised it and started scolding but it didn't sound like scolding. At first he thought someone threw and eraser at him which we then later burned with the bunsen burner. Mr.Ching came as we burnt it and he thought it was sulphur dioxide (or oxide). Winston put on a lab coat which was next to us and this is what he looked like.

This skeleton was behind us.

Song Ling

2007-04-12T19:35:00.000+08:00

Dammit it took me two and a half hours to do this one. I did it only because Song Ling bet i couldn't make one out of his name so i wanted to prove him wrong. IN YOUR FACE SONG LING! Hah...

I would also like to add something extra to this post, a Weird Sign! Its been long since i did this so here it is, taken from 'The Star' newspaper.

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

2007-04-12T18:02:00.000+08:00

Jeremy and I have come to an agreement to challenge each other on a weekly basis on who can do a better amigram. Obviously Jeremy will win most of the time but i'll just try my luck...:)

Each week, there'll be a theme ... Each of us will choose two words from the theme and we will use those words [4 altogether] to make ambigrams

The challenge will start next week. the theme is Occupation.

The words are :
[chosen by Jeremy(the pro)] : Driver, Executionist
[chosen by Dan(amatuer)] : director, teacher

Expect the unexpected... just do it..

Alpha

2007-04-11T17:40:00.000+08:00

Holy shit. I did it. I did ALPHA! Well, its not that brilliant anyway. And i didn't copy or steal it from any other website, cos i doubt anyone can find an "alpha" ambigram. Funny thing, i was typing and i misspelled alpha to aloha. Anyway, this is for all of you in Alpha classes. So far I've been in 1 Alpha, 2 Alpha and currently 3 Alpha. I don't think i'll be in Alpha next year cos its based on I.T. Here it is, after 1 hour of work:

I accept

2007-04-11T16:26:00.000+08:00

Daniel, you can stop being modest now. Your's is more stylishy and right now i might not have alot of time to do some "nice" ambigrams, although im doing one now with the word "alpha" will post it shortly. But how would we know what words to do? Either one of us might have prepared for it earlier. So how? Ask our "audience"?

I'm almost done with the alpha thing. Another half an hour.

Daniel's Ambigrams

2007-04-10T23:36:00.000+08:00

before jeremy starts getting fame abt all this n since im an attention seeker..im gonna post my name done by me mwhahaha

its not good, but i still did it..

im thinknig..jeremy..i know ur great at this and all... but since ur style of ambigrams and wateva stlye i haf are different...why dont we do a mini challenge?

we haf a few words..mayb 3 and we see who does it best..and ppl can decide thru the poll?

wut say u? [eventho i know ur gonna win]

Tadaa...

2007-04-09T18:45:00.000+08:00

Here it is, wai ren, eugene, ji kin and wei li. Did most of it during english, art and bm.

AMBIGRAMS

2007-04-09T18:07:00.000+08:00

Ok. I'm sorta obsessed with ambigrams now. An ambigram is a word which can be read in multiple ways, usually right sude up and upside down. It takes patience and "skill" to create one. The one which amuses me the MOST is the Illuminati diamond, which was taken from the Dan Brown book, Angels and Demons. Here's what it looks like, try looking at it 180 degrees upside down. Amazing.

Here's an ambigram of my name.

And here's one that i edited using photoshop while playing around with it.

I'm gonna post some that i did in school, the 'harder' ones. They may not be as impressive but hey, i did them.

footballer look-alikes

2007-04-08T23:07:00.000+08:00

fantastic...i was watching this reading game and i saw a guy that looks like wentworth miller (prison break bald headed guy)

Ingimarsson - Wentworth Miller

look-a-likes!

2007-03-28T20:00:00.000+08:00

OMG...i found this pair.!

Hunt (Bolton) & Cosmo Kramer[dono how to spell] from Seinfeld

MORE CaH

2007-03-14T00:10:00.000+08:00

Took me a LONG time to edit this with Paint cos it was messy so you all better appreciate it~!

This is for YOU (Ji Kin). Who said we ran out of SHIT?

Look-alikes

2007-03-03T17:30:00.000+08:00

back on look-alikes!

wait, taking out my look-alike note book!

ok. here goes..

1. Mark Wahlberg = Xabi Alonso

2. Gareth Gates = Jermaine Jenas

thats all for today

ps justin, where r u? jeremy, nice post

Merging

2007-03-03T14:50:00.000+08:00

I've decided that i would merge Weird Signs together with Cyanide and Happiness.

The result : Weird Happiness

Just kidding. Enjoy this special special edition of BOTH 'Weird Signs' and 'Cyanide and Happiness'.

Sigh, schools.

I had to edit the CaH myself to makeit clearer and it was too big. And it seemed like a good idea so im gonna do it all the time.

Boring exam days

2007-03-03T14:24:00.000+08:00

Well, this happened on Thursday before our last exam which was Maths. We had a whole lot of time to prepare even though there was nothing really to prepare for. So what happened was Song Ling 'borrowed' Ai Lin's sweater and i took out my phone. This was the result.

He even posed for the camera.

He didn't want me to post this stupid picture of him but i couldn't resist. He's gonna kill me for this.

He ASKED me himslf to take this.

I hope this is embarrasing enough for you(Song Ling). More posts from me soon, i mean very soon.

this is funny

2007-02-28T19:31:00.000+08:00

yo daniel reporting from singapore...lol..ok i'll stop being a dumbass

saw this thnig on frenster!

so i wanna share wit u guys, u can find it in the bulletin board too!

10thing idiots do on friendster
>ONEthere
is NO SUCH THING as a friendstertracker.
it does NOT exist.
so quit postingstupidbulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.

>TWO
To the people who have like 25,000friends,are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

>THREEDon't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

>FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over theinternet.
Don't try to act hardcore with thekeyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in thespecialolympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
>FIVE
Quit cryingb/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?I
TS FRIENDSTER!!!Stop bitching!!!>

SIX
Who really cares ifI don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request ormessage asking"what's up with you not adding me?
"I don't want you as a friend,that's what's up!!!

>SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have
Friendster and look like sluts, and act likewhoresgo
somewhere elsebecause nobody wants you here.

>EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,you are a true Friendster Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

>NINE
I say you go and pass this onand maybe it will finally get throughpeople's brains

>TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it sayssomethinglike"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghostwillrapeyourdogtonight,or some dead skinless girl isgonna rapeyourmom"QUIT BEING A DUMBASS

Footballer Look-a-likes

2007-02-25T17:33:00.000+08:00

thats right..i'll be posting celebrities who look like footballers! some will also be mixtures of two celebs = 1 footballer

i'll post this as frequent as possible.

1. Jack from "Lost" = Nick Montgomery(sheff utd)

2. Hugh Jackman + Elijah Wood = Stephen Hunt

be back for more

Malaysia and England..quite similar

2007-02-13T20:16:00.000+08:00

so anyway, i just remembered something my dad told me a while ago

he suddenly realised that a few places in malaysia that has Malay names might actually be named after places in england

Kota Bharu - Newcastle
Air Itam(hitam) - Blackpool

oooo think abt it!

Difference with Singapore and Malaysia: ep. 1

2007-02-13T18:46:00.000+08:00

i'll try my best to post as often...i came up with a thing where i can show the diff with spore and msia.

ep. 1

Malaysia
football
orange rubber band
22.7 million citizens
handphones - cheap
McFlurry - big cup
public transport - crap
Satelitte TV

Singapore
soccer
red rubber band
4 million citizens
handphones - cheaper
McFlurry - tiny cup
public transport - damn freaking good
Cable TV thru phone line(broadband)

thats all for ep1 ..

guess wut? since i go to school with public bus, i entered this bus and it was the coolest thing! it was a disco type bus with damn nice chairs, leather! and the best part was that there is a TV playing music videos and all you haf to do is on your bluetooth on ur phone, and the song will be sent to ur phone! its so amazing. i got like 5 songs from the bus!

the whole place is damn high tech! the public transport is damn cool. the govt takes it seriously. if u complain abt the bus, they will straight away recall that bus and inspect it and then fix it just right or replace it! wow!

WEIRD SIGNS SPECIAL

2007-02-10T22:42:00.000+08:00

So last year, before finals, i went to Cameron Highlands with my family. It was boring, cos i always go there and there's nothing new to see. But something new caught my eye as we were driving back to our hotel. It was this...this sign...it wwaass huuggee i teell yoou. HUGE! Here it is, taken with a Sony Ericsson K800i Cybershot.

This is proof that it actually IS in Cameron Highlands cos it says Tanah Rata, and who doesn't know Tanah Rata?!

This is how big it is compared to a normal sign.

And this is a view from afar...

I didn't get alot of pics cos we had to stop by the roadside to take these. But it still makes me proud to have my own weird sign.

PS: It took me very long to make this post cos i had to resize the images cos they were HUUGGEE!

Cyanide and Happiness

2007-02-03T13:55:00.000+08:00

So here it is. I wish i would have more to say but i dont. Sadly. But hey, enjoy the comics. This one's to all of you in SINGAPORE!

This is all i should do right now cos the max i'll probably do in 1 post is 3. So you'll have to wait. :)

Dan's Ten Cool Watches

2007-01-29T19:53:00.000+08:00

so i was abit late in updating..so wut!?

lol

as usual i shall bring the bottom 5 first

Bottom 5
10. Doughnut Watch

9. freaky watch

8. Breathalyzer Wrist Watch

7. Stonehenge Pocket watch

6. bluetooth watch(citizen version)

I'M BACK, i guess.

2007-01-24T17:54:00.000+08:00

So justin left for australia, daniel left for singapore and im...still here. Just doing my job. =D The only way to get in touch with them is via msn or email. Good luck contacting them!(cos i havent yet)

notification

2007-01-18T23:34:00.000+08:00

the following bloggers have been kicked out of our list for 'being not cool enough'(in other words, WE CANT FIND YOUR BLOG!!)...

1)joonhoe-gary-calvin
2)derrick

if you guys have changed blog address please let us know or if you have cancelled your account, you have two and only two(2...for those who cant read words...or in other words..."boo[!]-tar who[?]-roof[/\]) choices:
a) keep it "hush-hush"...like some kind of secret op...
b) let us know
c) look for a girlfriend or in joonhoe, gary and calvin's cases...look for girlfriend, girlfriend and girlfriend.

ok...next...the following people have been added to our bloggers list:
1) cheryl representin' SRI KL!! WOO!!
2)kristine and hannah from some other place...

you guys better not take this notification lightly because GENERALLY, notifications are formal. SO, you better not be laughing at this entry or i'll kick your butt!

i'm so serious here it aint funny.

Dug-Out 55

2007-01-16T12:48:00.000+08:00

hey guys. i'm changing the name for this segment to just "dug-out" now...to make it easier for me. and less painful for you. SO, here goes-

Mambai - Kau Ilhamku

Dan's Ten Cool Watches

2007-01-15T19:15:00.000+08:00

coming soon! watch out and stay tune...this blog is comnig back to life

My new school campus

2007-01-15T19:04:00.001+08:00

ok, well not long, all three authors will be in three different countries..

im already in singapore studying and justin will leave for aussieland soon
just to show u guys my school

my classroom

my school

library

u can see more in http://sjiinternational.com.sg/campus.htm

thanks to all of you and good luck

2007-01-04T23:40:00.000+08:00

well...this post is just an easy way for me to say thank you to all of you out there and for whatever reason is as follows:
1)thanks to all you people who remembered that i was born on a 4th of january and cared to sms me.
2)thanks to all you people who read that i was born on a 4th on january and cared to write me a testimonial.
3)thanks to all you people who attempted to call me to wish me happy birthday but couldnt get through cos i dont make a habit of bringing my handphone out with me(smart of you to call my parents, julian).
4)thanks to ai lin and daniel and co. for arranging the surprise party which was so surprising that it surprised the hell out of me. now i am pure:) .

oh and sorry if i dont reply your smses. i have no credit. but i'll either write you an email or a testimonial on friendster.

i'd also like to wish good luck to all my friends and school-mates in srikl and outside srikl in whatever you guys wish to do with your lives.

NOW... i'd like to wish good luck to daniel, out co-author in singapore. may he not go insane over the competetive nature that is present in the singaporean school atmosphere. and that he might get selected by a scout to play for HOME FC.

and now to my friends who arranged the party and bought the fabulous presents which i REALLY REALLY appreciate(to gary: CALVIN AND HOBBES...rock on!!)-(READ THIS!!)...since daniel will be in singapore i think his school schedule MIGHT be the same as mine so we MIGHT have the same exeat dates. SO...if we happen to share the same holidays, i'll HAVE to insist to belanja you guys to go "kai, kai". and then we can go "jiak"(i think that's 'eat' in hokkien). and then we can go CC. oh no, have i turned into an internet game freak?!?! no of course not! i mean "chit chat". ahah. hah. hah. hah. ha. ha.

so that's all and before i sign of i have some advice to all of you...

you have to walk the walk

you have to talk the

proper english

and i also would like to share our music group(that comprised jeremy, hugo, me and hugo, and daniel) edit of the lyrics of N'Sync's 'God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You'...which is a beautiful song, by the way...for sentimental reasons.

you're love is like a longkang,

the size of a jeep.

you're soul is like a durian ,

the size of my feet.

when i look into your mouth-

i know that it's true,

nobody smells-

anything worse than you...

peace out! my friends...

MY new life : i feel weird

2007-01-03T19:31:00.000+08:00

so everyone thought that we would be spending ne wyear without justin in class...but for me, now, i'll be spending class without ALL of you guys that i studied with in sri kl..

today is a sad but happy day for me..yes, im filled with mixed emotions...i am sad bcos the next time i'll see u is my next holiday...but im happy bcos i get to study overseas..but i'll miss all of u especially those who touched my life in a way that no1 else could..thank u.

i'll see you guys some weekend when i got no homework or projects....since i can take a bus up to subang jaya and mayb we can meet up in sunway or sumthing...
i'll continue blogging but not as much as i used to when i was in sri kl..

try to see u guys as soon as possible...

Justin's Farewell

2007-01-02T16:49:00.000+08:00

ok...justin's surprise party is done and over..but fortunately, i managed to get photos! so u can either check them out in my gallery or get a copy of the DVD or VCD!

click here to access my gallery.

to get ur hands onto a DVD or VCD copy, just let me know..

VCD is FREE cos CDs are only rm1 (affordable)
DVD is not free cos blank dvds are expensive! so u gotta pay at least rm3 or more for donations:D

My contact is : Daniel - 012-2515047

but i'll be away for awhile! and then i'll come back for a few days..then im gone forever!

dug-out from justin's playlist 54

2006-12-29T00:23:00.000+08:00

hey guys,
just for fun i decided to make the song for dug-out 54 a song that has been named with the number 54 for in it. SO, it's supposed to be some kind of huge coincidence.

and hence...what. a. coincidence!

stars on 54 - if you could read my mind

happy listening!

just-for-fun
if today is(if you're in england...so technically, if YESTERDAY is) your birthday, you are sharing it with...
Sienna Miller who turns 25 years old.

she recently broke up with jude law.

catch sienna in upcoming movies in 2007- interview, camille, the mysteries of pittsburgh, and stardust(i'm not sure if these are correct).