Music4U

hey people,
to celebrate the returning of myself to malaysia in a week and the leaving of daniel back to singapore (YES!!)...(just joking, dan...chill), i've got a song for you guys. as you would've known, we had playlist dug-outs before our blog had a "break". unfortunately, we won't have these (sad...have a cry)...but i'll still keep you up-to-date with some good music for your pleasure and peace. : )

enjoy!

btw: is lilian too still going on about feng shui? just a question out of curiosity. i thought she might've been bankrupt by now...

look forward to seeing you guys!

CRYSTAL DOES IT AGAIN!

PRESENTING YOUR MISS LAME* 2007 : CRYSTAL JOHN!

guess wut? she's sooo lame that the amount of votes she got is more than the amount of votes the others got altogether.. [meaning that, if u plus Ailin's, Candice's, Amelia's and Hwee Wen'ss votes together... it is still less than what Crystal got!] lemme show you..

so if u can see... crystal got 39 votes.. the rest are 17+9+2+6= 34.. wow.. amazing la Crystal..

So, she really deserve this.. Her prize is..... fame. Congrats! You have fame!! You won fame! it feels so great, doesnt it?

To the runner-ups**, Ailin and candice, you guys get nothing.

Amelia and Hwee Wen lost pathetically in a competition that isn't grand. so to Amelia and Hwee Wen, you're the real Winners because you both are the coolest among the lamest.

The Jus-Dan-Jer Blog Connection™
would like to congratulate

Crystal John
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Your Miss Lame 2007!

*Miss Lame's task is to ensure that the Lame People will always be lame and ensure their security, peace and progress in the season of 2007-2008 until a new Miss Lame is appointed.

**in any case that Crystal has any difficulties of performing her task, the runner-up will take her place. but, that is most unlikely bcos the judges [jus-dan-jer] would not strip her off her title even if she was in a coma.

POLL

LAST DAY OF POLL!!! VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Crazy Convo!

Daniel in the damn freaking house ya'll. ok, so anyway... Justin was er really weird and he kinda made me feel like a complete bapok when he ... ahh just see for urself.. CrazyConvo!
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Justin says:
guess who's birthday it is today??!!

Justin says:
whose

Daniel says:
marykate and ashley

JustinC says:
no

Daniel says:
wait

Daniel says:
i know.. dont tell me

JustinC says:
5

JustinC says:
4

JustinC says:
3

JustinC says:
2

JustinC says:
3

Daniel says:
beyonce's sister

Daniel says:
u know im right

JustinC says:
no

JustinC says:
no

JustinC says:
one more chance

Daniel says:
ook

JustinC says:
if you get it wrong...i dont know what to do lah

Daniel says:
isit a celebrity or a fren?

JustinC says:
i cant say

Daniel says:
cos i get this impression that ur talking abt a celeb

JustinC says:
i'd give it away

Daniel says:
hmm

JustinC says:
it could be anyone

JustinC says:
anyone...

JustinC says:
ANYONE

Daniel says:
hmm

JustinC says:
hurry up

JustinC says:
you're destroying the mood

Daniel says:
thinking

JustinC says:
faster

Daniel says:
im blur today

JustinC says:
aiyolamak

Danielsays:
woke up early

JustinC says:
it's so IN-YOUR-FACE

JustinC says:
splat in your face

Daniel says:
WAIT

JustinC says:
five

JustinC says:
...

JustinC says:
four...

Daniel says:
zach

Daniel says:
nonononoo

JustinC says:
WRONG

Daniel says:
PLEASE

Daniel says:
ONE

Daniel says:
MORe

Daniel says:
CHANCE

JustinC says:
DDDEEEE!!!

JustinC says:
BUZER SOUND!!

JustinC says:
it's ANYONE!!!

JustinC says:
it could be anyone

JustinC says:
so it IS anyone!!

JustinC says:
ANYONE's birthday is today!!

JustinC says:
DUP DUP DUSH!

JustinC says:
ahah.

Daniel says:
uh-huh

Daniel says:
oh kayyy

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so there u have it... justin being really lame...

sorry

long time since i posted...

dont mean to steal Justin's rights to post tripod but i cant help it.. i need to post this
.. the key is not to see the video..its to listen to the blinking lyrics


pls type 'tripod skithouse' or 'tripod sideshow' in youtube! plss...

p/s Polll endinggg soonn

Justin's "good-stuff-to-watch-on-youtube-in-your-free-time"

hey guys...just keeping this blog up to date:

here's some interesting and funny stuff to type into the search engine on youtube (in no particular order):


1) Tripod - a funny aussie trio that sing their own composed songs about funny and random things. they have good voices and sing their made-up songs really properly and professionally. they are often part of comedy festivals in australia and other parts of the world. originally in an aussie tv show "skithouse" and now in "Sideshow"

2) Umbilical brothers - two aussie blokes working their magic as they create sounds and make jokes. they are famous for their ability to create sounds organically with their mouths from voice impersonations to things like velcro stripping. they can also act out stuff really well. they, too are part of comedy festivals around australia as well as oveseas. also in "sideshow".

3) Battle at Kruger - amazing footage taken by people visiting kruger national park. first a her of buffalo move towards a pride of lions. then, the lions strike and single out a baby calf. a lioness pounces on the baby calf and they are both sent flying into a nearby waterhole. the rest of the lions come down to help drag the calf out the water. then, as they work together, a crocodile comes and holds on to the calf, dragging it back into the water. the lions eventually become victorious. however, the buffaloes are back...and in huge numbers. how does the calf survive the ordeal?? it involves a lion being flung into the air...

PLEASE READ: BREAKING NEWS!!

For : Don and Giselle. Enjoy. :)
(Please take note that the following is untrue and is not a rouse to cause any harm, insult, injury or false pretense rumour to cause danger and havoc in the peaceful and wonderful world that we live in, called Mother Earth. This is simply a fun joke made to liven up spirits, get smiles, and if not, to make you laugh. Therefore, please acknowledge that this is a happy, fun, fuzzy-warm-feeling thing, and not a sad, unfun, spiky-cold-arse thing. Thank you for your time.)

     Kids around the world are now being told to be aware and conscious by country leaders in their respective countries.
     There is now a virus on the lose, or rather, a disease whose cause is not known yet. Scientists have not worked out if this new disease is spread by virus or bacteria.
     Professor H.K This-knee-lend, who works at NESA in the US, reported, "We do not know of the mainspring of this malady, but we have gathered its effects and harmfulness. We have yet to come with a scientific name of the disease as we do not know the virus or bacteria yet, but we have now labelled it Clothimuncjitis".
     From the observance of the 10 victims affected in countries Cambodia and and Laos, medical scientists in the National Observatory in Tokyo Japan say that Clothimuncjitis attacks the bodies of weaker people, as diseases usually do.
     Hairobi Takazakaniwahaji, a medical professor at the Observatory, said, "It is very unfortunate of the coming of this disease. It's almost like having SARS again...only that it does not kill. Clothimuncjitis (known as Hachinawakuska in Japan), attacks bodies of people who are affected by the problem we know as anorexia."
      Studies and research say that the disease is contractable from the air, but are only attracted to anorexic bodies. Like magnets, which attract at opposite poles, this disease, which molecules are said to be fat, are attracted to weak, skinny bodies.
     Dr. Ng, a General Practitioner in a Malaysian clinic in the streets of Kuala Lumpur, said, "What happens, is that this disease enters the body of the victim (this was followed by a "la"). Then (followed by an "ah"), this disease makes an exothermic reaction with haemoglobins, the catalysts. This creates an awkward result.
     It is said and has been publicly announced by African president, Alooba Mohai, that this disease is a real threat in his country because of poverty and starvation. The United States of America and European countries are collaborating with MTV and famous artists to conduct a few more concerts to raise some money to help. Bill Gates, American gazillionaire and entrepenuer, is donating half his fortune to help this cause.
      A psychologist and biological scientist from Kazakhstan, Borat Fleinszguard, had been kind enough to release information on the effects of Clothimuncjitis (known as Borat in Kazakhstan).
      Apparently, the victim of the disease cannot be "naked under their clothes". This, in a non-scientific term, means that victims of Clothimuncjitis have their privates constantly covered by clothes. No matter how many or how much clothes you take off your body, you will always have clothes underneath.
      This has caused many concerns among the public. Diego Bobinho, 37, from Sao Paolo, Brazil, said "Now, how am I going to take showers now, eh? I need to wash them bits so I can smell nice when I play with my football (known as soccer in America and Australia)".
     A man from Kazakhstan, Borat Aszgash said, "No more sex-time (pronounced saa-ksi-ty-m) for me...". He broke into tears.
     Kids around the world are being told to eat and even encouraged to go beyond obesity to avoid Clothimuncjitis, until a cure is found by scientists around the world, who are currently working together to find a remedy to this disastrous epidemic.
     Dr. Ng, the Malaysian GP, said, "Yes, this is a very bad epidermic". Our journalist reports that it is sad to know that Dr. Ng does not know the difference between "epidemic" and "epidermic", and that "epidermic", according to the Concise Oxford Electronic English Dictionary, means "the surface epithelium of the skin of an animal, overlying the dermis".

By: Justin Choong
extracted from: The National Times.

M-U-S-I-C

from the famous words of mad madonna- "music...makes the people...come together"...and so...with the discovery of something new(for me)...radio.blog, i'd like to start a new kind of dug-out...just that it's not called dug-out. so, yea.

the song i have for you is from hearing it from my bro's comp...it's an awesome song and i present you:

Games

yoyo.. Dan's in the house! ok, hello people. long time.. i will be posting more games at the bottom and i might even bring it to the top of the blog so that its easier to play without having to go all the way to the bottom!

just watch out for more games and hopefully u'll like it like i did!

p/s, while u are free, check out my new blog http://deepboyturnshallow.blogspot.com/ :D

DEAR JUSTIN

hello...how you guys doing??!! my hols start in like, 2 weeks...i'll see you then. just to let you guys know...DEAR JUSTIN is open again. for months it has been filthed with trash about viagra...and non-asking-for-advice-kind-of-things. So, it has now been open again. HOWEVER, problems will be randomly selected...depending on how interesting or how genuine they are...as justin is not always here or everywhere to solve people's problems...no matter how good he is...I am...

so... start writing in!

oh, and i was watching a aussie television show, "Side Show"...which is like a television show where they get like the "well-known" people from other countries and around australia to perform their stuff. well, they have a reuglar- "tripod"...which i'd like to share with you...they're a group that sings funny stuff....but they do their own songs as well...this is one of them-

Tripod-Gonna Make You Happy