this is funny

yo daniel reporting from singapore...lol..ok i'll stop being a dumbass

saw this thnig on frenster!

so i wanna share wit u guys, u can find it in the bulletin board too!

10thing idiots do on friendster
>ONEthere
is NO SUCH THING as a friendstertracker.
it does NOT exist.
so quit postingstupidbulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.

>TWO
To the people who have like 25,000friends,are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

>THREEDon't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

>FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over theinternet.
Don't try to act hardcore with thekeyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in thespecialolympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
>FIVE
Quit cryingb/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?I
TS FRIENDSTER!!!Stop bitching!!!>

SIX
Who really cares ifI don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request ormessage asking"what's up with you not adding me?
"I don't want you as a friend,that's what's up!!!

>SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have
Friendster and look like sluts, and act likewhoresgo
somewhere elsebecause nobody wants you here.

>EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,you are a true Friendster Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

>NINE
I say you go and pass this onand maybe it will finally get throughpeople's brains

>TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it sayssomethinglike"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghostwillrapeyourdogtonight,or some dead skinless girl isgonna rapeyourmom"QUIT BEING A DUMBASS

Footballer Look-a-likes

thats right..i'll be posting celebrities who look like footballers! some will also be mixtures of two celebs = 1 footballer

i'll post this as frequent as possible.

1. Jack from "Lost" = Nick Montgomery(sheff utd)











2. Hugh Jackman + Elijah Wood = Stephen Hunt






be back for more

Malaysia and England..quite similar

so anyway, i just remembered something my dad told me a while ago

he suddenly realised that a few places in malaysia that has Malay names might actually be named after places in england

Kota Bharu - Newcastle
Air Itam(hitam) - Blackpool

oooo think abt it!

Difference with Singapore and Malaysia: ep. 1

i'll try my best to post as often...i came up with a thing where i can show the diff with spore and msia.

ep. 1

Malaysia
football
orange rubber band
22.7 million citizens
handphones - cheap
McFlurry - big cup
public transport - crap
Satelitte TV

Singapore
soccer
red rubber band
4 million citizens
handphones - cheaper
McFlurry - tiny cup
public transport - damn freaking good
Cable TV thru phone line(broadband)

thats all for ep1 ..

guess wut? since i go to school with public bus, i entered this bus and it was the coolest thing! it was a disco type bus with damn nice chairs, leather! and the best part was that there is a TV playing music videos and all you haf to do is on your bluetooth on ur phone, and the song will be sent to ur phone! its so amazing. i got like 5 songs from the bus!

the whole place is damn high tech! the public transport is damn cool. the govt takes it seriously. if u complain abt the bus, they will straight away recall that bus and inspect it and then fix it just right or replace it! wow!

WEIRD SIGNS SPECIAL

So last year, before finals, i went to Cameron Highlands with my family. It was boring, cos i always go there and there's nothing new to see. But something new caught my eye as we were driving back to our hotel. It was this...this sign...it wwaass huuggee i teell yoou. HUGE! Here it is, taken with a Sony Ericsson K800i Cybershot.




This is proof that it actually IS in Cameron Highlands cos it says Tanah Rata, and who doesn't know Tanah Rata?!



This is how big it is compared to a normal sign.



And this is a view from afar...



I didn't get alot of pics cos we had to stop by the roadside to take these. But it still makes me proud to have my own weird sign.

PS: It took me very long to make this post cos i had to resize the images cos they were HUUGGEE!

Cyanide and Happiness

So here it is. I wish i would have more to say but i dont. Sadly. But hey, enjoy the comics. This one's to all of you in SINGAPORE!










This is all i should do right now cos the max i'll probably do in 1 post is 3. So you'll have to wait. :)