okok

oh its been a long time since im posting in orange. but since its my trademark in this blog! YES! okay so i dont want to lie to jeremy.. so i'll post. yes, i wanted to do a comeback but couldnt due to circumstances.

so yes i shall do the honours and post a video of A Walk To Remember.. cos i love the BOOK. YES GO READ A WALK TO REMEMBER by NICHOLAS SPARKS! its really awesome. when ur done, READ THE NOTEBOOK! or u can watch the notebook movie.

Welcome Back, YOU!

Ah, decided to post something seeing that the last post was in September, it is now December. Daniel should be posting something as well. If he doesn't then he lied to me. So yeah, he actually wanted to do a big comeback on Nov 1st but i guess he's just Daniel. I wanted to post this comic somewhere after PMR but was too lazy at that time. Right now I'm busy ROTTING at home! There's just nothing to do! Right now, as i type this, a mosquito is feeding off me. It wont go away!
Anyway, here's the comic i wanted to post.



Part-Two



Haven't posted in GREEN for a very long time...mmm.. feels good.

It is coming for you...

Well, PMR is two days from now. Actually it's considered as tomorrow because the time now is Sunday 12.30AM. Normally i would do some stupid countdown thing from POQbum but i don't have the time.
Actually, i have this CaH comic about exams but my com suddenly went nuts and i cant open anything. I'll post it after PMR when i'll have loads of time. Till then, i would like to wish all PMR candidates good luck anddd......nuts.

HELLO!

OKOK dan in the house after a long time...i just want to post this great song... its usually on Fly.fm alot.. 10/04 by ONE BUCK SHORT!


ciao

Cyanide and Happiness for the Dead Blog

Seriously, i've got nothing to say. The blog is lifeless so might as well post stuff useless stuff.

Limestone

Limestone is a sedimentary rock composed largely of the mineral calcite (calcium carbonate: CaCO₃). Limestone often contains variable amounts of silica in the form of chert or flint, as well as varying amounts of clay, silt and sand as disseminations, nodules, or layers within the rock.

So, with that, i bring to you an ambigram i meantioned before. I did this a LONG time ago; somewhere around the beginning of this year. So...

Alert!

Okay, for all you MSN users : new msn viruses and worms have been discovered.

Do not, i repeat 'DO NOT' accept a file named PictureAlbum2007.zip
I'll post some info from other sites.

Since a few hours ago, we have received lots of reports from Chinese customers. A new variant of Backdoor.Win32.IRCBot.acd is spreading quickly via MSN in China now. We have declared a medium alert for this variant. We hope other non-Chinese users can be careful.

This variant is very similar to the earlier variants. It also can send out different messages according to the different operating systems and send out the .zip file with random combination with "photo_albumXX.zip, photos2007_XX.zip, imagesXX.zip, photoXX.zip (XX is random digitals, such as photos2007_79.zip, photo12.zip)".

These messages will be as the following:
What do you think of this picure? I feel i look ugly : /
Here's a new pic of me Here's a new pic of me
A few pictures from last week, see if you like em A few pictures from last week, see if you like em
Have you seen this picure yet?
Have you seen this picure yet?
Haha, is that you on that picture?
Haha, is that you on that picture?
Should i use this picture on msn?
Should i use this picture on msn?
What do you think about this?
What do you think about this?

Discovered: August 9, 2007

Updated: August 10, 2007 1:52:38 AM

Also Known As: W32/Delf-EXR [Sophos]

Type: Worm

Infection Length: 61,952 bytes

Systems Affected: Windows 2000, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows Server 2003, Windows Vista, Windows XP

W32.Mimbot.A is a worm that spreads by sending a copy of itself through MSN Instant Messenger and opens a back door on the compromised computer.

Protection

• Initial Rapid Release version August 9, 2007 revision 055
• Latest Rapid Release version August 9, 2007 revision 055
• Initial Daily Certified version August 9, 2007 revision 064
• Latest Daily Certified version August 9, 2007 revision 064
• Initial Weekly Certified release date August 15, 2007

Click here for a more detailed description of Rapid Release and Daily Certified virus definitions.

Threat Assessment

Wild

• Wild Level: Low
• Number of Infections: 0 - 49
• Number of Sites: 0 - 2
• Geographical Distribution: Low
• Threat Containment: Easy
• Removal: Easy

Damage

• Damage Level: Low
• Payload: Opens a back door.

Distribution

• Distribution Level: Medium
• Name of Attachment: PictureAlbum2007.zip

Solution:

1. Force your pc to shut down. Press restart button or power off button if shut down doesnt work.
2. Plug out ur telephone line.
3. Turn on ur computer and go to Run: regedit

4. Go to HKEYLOCAL_MACHINESOFTWARE
MicrosoftWindowsCurrentVersionShellServiceObjectDelayLoad

5. Find the key "Prodigy1". Note down the value under Data, then delete "Prodigy1".
6. Go to HKEY_CLASSES_ROOTCLSID. Find the value u've jot down in #3 n if u find it, delete.

7. Go to C:Windows. Search for *.zip and PictureAlbum2007.zip should show. Delete it.
8. Restart your comp. Before it reaches windows, press F8 & restart comp in safe mode.

9. When in safe mode, go to C:Windows. Search for prodigy. Delete Prodigys323.dll or sthg similar.
10. Restart your computer normally! Voila!! YAY!!

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So, just watch out for these few things and don't get infected cos it will RUIN your computer. Best of luck.

English Class is Boring

So, this is what happens when Mrs May Wong pisses me off during English class. I scribble in my English textbook. I remembered Ji Kin doing an ambigram of fuck during science class, the same time i did a limestone ambigram(haven't posted it). So here's one of my more 'flexible' ambigrams.

Cyanide and Happiness (asshole)

So here's the first time i'm gonna post up a comic and an ambigram at the same time!
The theme is : Asshole


So with anus comes ASSHOLE! AMBIGRAM!



Ignore the squiggly lines. I thought it might be fun to do something like that. Apparently, i went a little overboard.

I would also like to add a random picture, thumbnail actually. Here it is! To all my fellow procrastinators!

Noodles

Do YOU love your noodles? Express how much you love noodles right here! Click on the image below to see how much this guy loves noodles! Sorry the video cant be loaded here cos its a flash version. Anyway, this the first CaH short film by DaveM. Enjoy. The video doesn't take long to load. Not even 1 minute. So please watch :D


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

You'll never treat Maggi Mee the same way again.

realisation

hey guys. i was at my bro's today and he played sean kingston's 'beautiful girls'. did you realise that the bass is that "stand by me" tune from the Lion King that pumba and timon sing?? lol...that's all i have to say. hope you guys are well and see you back in msia soon hopefully!

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!!!

Yes, I'm back in the blogging mood; and it always seems to be near the exams when i feel like posting stuff. By the way, self amusement is the best form of humor. So amuse yourselves.



















Anyway I would like to recommend an album for all of you : The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance. Either buy it or download all the songs individually(illegal). OR you could also download the whole album at one shot with the wonder of torrent files.
What are torrent files you say? Torrent files are simply downloadable files which can be opened with either BitComet, BitTorrent or any other torrent program. If you're looking for a specific torrent you could always visit www.torrentreactor.com from there, open the torrent files and download will begin. Its 'pausable' which is good so enjoy.

JobsInTown.de

Out of this seemingly dead blog comes another 'trying to be lively' post. Apparently all three of us are very busy with our own LIVES. Yes we actually have lives. Well, Justin is probably just being lazy or as he said "I've got a lot of work to do". As for Daniel, he's emo-ing and dealing with his social/love life. Good luck, Dan. As for me, I have no excuse. Which is why I'm doing this shit. Well, actually I have exams as all of us do. Most of you visit this blog in your free time, well I don't have a lot of time to fill up your free time. Sorry.

So anyway, Sherlyn sent me these next few inspirational pictures for the viewing pleasure of whats left of our regular visitors. Have a look!














So, work hard or you might end up like these poor people :D

I'll try to post more.


PS: Crystal wanted me to post so, yeah whatever.

yo-yo

found this in yahoo!

looks boring, but i havent posted much for a long time.. so wut the heck
just wait for it to load..

Music4U

hey people,
to celebrate the returning of myself to malaysia in a week and the leaving of daniel back to singapore (YES!!)...(just joking, dan...chill), i've got a song for you guys. as you would've known, we had playlist dug-outs before our blog had a "break". unfortunately, we won't have these (sad...have a cry)...but i'll still keep you up-to-date with some good music for your pleasure and peace. : )

enjoy!

btw: is lilian too still going on about feng shui? just a question out of curiosity. i thought she might've been bankrupt by now...

look forward to seeing you guys!

CRYSTAL DOES IT AGAIN!

PRESENTING YOUR MISS LAME* 2007 : CRYSTAL JOHN!

guess wut? she's sooo lame that the amount of votes she got is more than the amount of votes the others got altogether.. [meaning that, if u plus Ailin's, Candice's, Amelia's and Hwee Wen'ss votes together... it is still less than what Crystal got!] lemme show you..

so if u can see... crystal got 39 votes.. the rest are 17+9+2+6= 34.. wow.. amazing la Crystal..

So, she really deserve this.. Her prize is..... fame. Congrats! You have fame!! You won fame! it feels so great, doesnt it?

To the runner-ups**, Ailin and candice, you guys get nothing.

Amelia and Hwee Wen lost pathetically in a competition that isn't grand. so to Amelia and Hwee Wen, you're the real Winners because you both are the coolest among the lamest.

The Jus-Dan-Jer Blog Connection™
would like to congratulate

Crystal John
.........................................

Your Miss Lame 2007!

*Miss Lame's task is to ensure that the Lame People will always be lame and ensure their security, peace and progress in the season of 2007-2008 until a new Miss Lame is appointed.

**in any case that Crystal has any difficulties of performing her task, the runner-up will take her place. but, that is most unlikely bcos the judges [jus-dan-jer] would not strip her off her title even if she was in a coma.

POLL

LAST DAY OF POLL!!! VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Crazy Convo!

Daniel in the damn freaking house ya'll. ok, so anyway... Justin was er really weird and he kinda made me feel like a complete bapok when he ... ahh just see for urself.. CrazyConvo!
.................................................

Justin says:
guess who's birthday it is today??!!

Justin says:
whose

Daniel says:
marykate and ashley

JustinC says:
no

Daniel says:
wait

Daniel says:
i know.. dont tell me

JustinC says:
5

JustinC says:
4

JustinC says:
3

JustinC says:
2

JustinC says:
3

Daniel says:
beyonce's sister

Daniel says:
u know im right

JustinC says:
no

JustinC says:
no

JustinC says:
one more chance

Daniel says:
ook

JustinC says:
if you get it wrong...i dont know what to do lah

Daniel says:
isit a celebrity or a fren?

JustinC says:
i cant say

Daniel says:
cos i get this impression that ur talking abt a celeb

JustinC says:
i'd give it away

Daniel says:
hmm

JustinC says:
it could be anyone

JustinC says:
anyone...

JustinC says:
ANYONE

Daniel says:
hmm

JustinC says:
hurry up

JustinC says:
you're destroying the mood

Daniel says:
thinking

JustinC says:
faster

Daniel says:
im blur today

JustinC says:
aiyolamak

Danielsays:
woke up early

JustinC says:
it's so IN-YOUR-FACE

JustinC says:
splat in your face

Daniel says:
WAIT

JustinC says:
five

JustinC says:
...

JustinC says:
four...

Daniel says:
zach

Daniel says:
nonononoo

JustinC says:
WRONG

Daniel says:
PLEASE

Daniel says:
ONE

Daniel says:
MORe

Daniel says:
CHANCE

JustinC says:
DDDEEEE!!!

JustinC says:
BUZER SOUND!!

JustinC says:
it's ANYONE!!!

JustinC says:
it could be anyone

JustinC says:
so it IS anyone!!

JustinC says:
ANYONE's birthday is today!!

JustinC says:
DUP DUP DUSH!

JustinC says:
ahah.

Daniel says:
uh-huh

Daniel says:
oh kayyy

..............................................
so there u have it... justin being really lame...

sorry

long time since i posted...

dont mean to steal Justin's rights to post tripod but i cant help it.. i need to post this
.. the key is not to see the video..its to listen to the blinking lyrics


pls type 'tripod skithouse' or 'tripod sideshow' in youtube! plss...

p/s Polll endinggg soonn

Justin's "good-stuff-to-watch-on-youtube-in-your-free-time"

hey guys...just keeping this blog up to date:

here's some interesting and funny stuff to type into the search engine on youtube (in no particular order):


1) Tripod - a funny aussie trio that sing their own composed songs about funny and random things. they have good voices and sing their made-up songs really properly and professionally. they are often part of comedy festivals in australia and other parts of the world. originally in an aussie tv show "skithouse" and now in "Sideshow"

2) Umbilical brothers - two aussie blokes working their magic as they create sounds and make jokes. they are famous for their ability to create sounds organically with their mouths from voice impersonations to things like velcro stripping. they can also act out stuff really well. they, too are part of comedy festivals around australia as well as oveseas. also in "sideshow".

3) Battle at Kruger - amazing footage taken by people visiting kruger national park. first a her of buffalo move towards a pride of lions. then, the lions strike and single out a baby calf. a lioness pounces on the baby calf and they are both sent flying into a nearby waterhole. the rest of the lions come down to help drag the calf out the water. then, as they work together, a crocodile comes and holds on to the calf, dragging it back into the water. the lions eventually become victorious. however, the buffaloes are back...and in huge numbers. how does the calf survive the ordeal?? it involves a lion being flung into the air...

PLEASE READ: BREAKING NEWS!!

For : Don and Giselle. Enjoy. :)
(Please take note that the following is untrue and is not a rouse to cause any harm, insult, injury or false pretense rumour to cause danger and havoc in the peaceful and wonderful world that we live in, called Mother Earth. This is simply a fun joke made to liven up spirits, get smiles, and if not, to make you laugh. Therefore, please acknowledge that this is a happy, fun, fuzzy-warm-feeling thing, and not a sad, unfun, spiky-cold-arse thing. Thank you for your time.)

     Kids around the world are now being told to be aware and conscious by country leaders in their respective countries.
     There is now a virus on the lose, or rather, a disease whose cause is not known yet. Scientists have not worked out if this new disease is spread by virus or bacteria.
     Professor H.K This-knee-lend, who works at NESA in the US, reported, "We do not know of the mainspring of this malady, but we have gathered its effects and harmfulness. We have yet to come with a scientific name of the disease as we do not know the virus or bacteria yet, but we have now labelled it Clothimuncjitis".
     From the observance of the 10 victims affected in countries Cambodia and and Laos, medical scientists in the National Observatory in Tokyo Japan say that Clothimuncjitis attacks the bodies of weaker people, as diseases usually do.
     Hairobi Takazakaniwahaji, a medical professor at the Observatory, said, "It is very unfortunate of the coming of this disease. It's almost like having SARS again...only that it does not kill. Clothimuncjitis (known as Hachinawakuska in Japan), attacks bodies of people who are affected by the problem we know as anorexia."
      Studies and research say that the disease is contractable from the air, but are only attracted to anorexic bodies. Like magnets, which attract at opposite poles, this disease, which molecules are said to be fat, are attracted to weak, skinny bodies.
     Dr. Ng, a General Practitioner in a Malaysian clinic in the streets of Kuala Lumpur, said, "What happens, is that this disease enters the body of the victim (this was followed by a "la"). Then (followed by an "ah"), this disease makes an exothermic reaction with haemoglobins, the catalysts. This creates an awkward result.
     It is said and has been publicly announced by African president, Alooba Mohai, that this disease is a real threat in his country because of poverty and starvation. The United States of America and European countries are collaborating with MTV and famous artists to conduct a few more concerts to raise some money to help. Bill Gates, American gazillionaire and entrepenuer, is donating half his fortune to help this cause.
      A psychologist and biological scientist from Kazakhstan, Borat Fleinszguard, had been kind enough to release information on the effects of Clothimuncjitis (known as Borat in Kazakhstan).
      Apparently, the victim of the disease cannot be "naked under their clothes". This, in a non-scientific term, means that victims of Clothimuncjitis have their privates constantly covered by clothes. No matter how many or how much clothes you take off your body, you will always have clothes underneath.
      This has caused many concerns among the public. Diego Bobinho, 37, from Sao Paolo, Brazil, said "Now, how am I going to take showers now, eh? I need to wash them bits so I can smell nice when I play with my football (known as soccer in America and Australia)".
     A man from Kazakhstan, Borat Aszgash said, "No more sex-time (pronounced saa-ksi-ty-m) for me...". He broke into tears.
     Kids around the world are being told to eat and even encouraged to go beyond obesity to avoid Clothimuncjitis, until a cure is found by scientists around the world, who are currently working together to find a remedy to this disastrous epidemic.
     Dr. Ng, the Malaysian GP, said, "Yes, this is a very bad epidermic". Our journalist reports that it is sad to know that Dr. Ng does not know the difference between "epidemic" and "epidermic", and that "epidermic", according to the Concise Oxford Electronic English Dictionary, means "the surface epithelium of the skin of an animal, overlying the dermis".

By: Justin Choong
extracted from: The National Times.

M-U-S-I-C

from the famous words of mad madonna- "music...makes the people...come together"...and so...with the discovery of something new(for me)...radio.blog, i'd like to start a new kind of dug-out...just that it's not called dug-out. so, yea.

the song i have for you is from hearing it from my bro's comp...it's an awesome song and i present you:

Games

yoyo.. Dan's in the house! ok, hello people. long time.. i will be posting more games at the bottom and i might even bring it to the top of the blog so that its easier to play without having to go all the way to the bottom!

just watch out for more games and hopefully u'll like it like i did!

p/s, while u are free, check out my new blog http://deepboyturnshallow.blogspot.com/ :D

DEAR JUSTIN

hello...how you guys doing??!! my hols start in like, 2 weeks...i'll see you then. just to let you guys know...DEAR JUSTIN is open again. for months it has been filthed with trash about viagra...and non-asking-for-advice-kind-of-things. So, it has now been open again. HOWEVER, problems will be randomly selected...depending on how interesting or how genuine they are...as justin is not always here or everywhere to solve people's problems...no matter how good he is...I am...

so... start writing in!

oh, and i was watching a aussie television show, "Side Show"...which is like a television show where they get like the "well-known" people from other countries and around australia to perform their stuff. well, they have a reuglar- "tripod"...which i'd like to share with you...they're a group that sings funny stuff....but they do their own songs as well...this is one of them-

Tripod-Gonna Make You Happy

Miss Lame 2007 : You Decide!

Ok, well... i didn't want to do this. but jeremy wanted to and i couldn't let him steal credit for something i created :D:D yes, i am evil like that.. mwhahah

ok anyway. Last year, Crystal was awarded the crown of Miss Lame 2006. Her reign cannot last for so long. She has to now go against more contestants to defend her title as..... *drum roll*

*MISS LAME 2007*

the contestant were chosen by random thoughts as your name popped out in my head when 'lame' appeared! so, be honoured! be pleased! be satisfied! you all are already winners!

[ok, fine... jeremy gave me the names. kill him not me..]

the contestants ARE :

Miss Lame 2006, Crystal John
Runner-up 2006, Leaw Ai Lin

Ah Peko, Candice "Wee" Toh

er, Hwee Wen

i-dono-how-to-spell-angel, Amelia Neoh

good luck to all. the poll will run for 1 month.. cos im lazy..

Elimination(Poll)

700 views. 52 votes, from over 2 different countries. 5, 000 visitors. And now, your votes have been casted, and YOU have decided, "Which section will be removed!" *American Idol Music*

Ok. The Online Chat Box, noone voted for you. So obviously you're staying for a long time. You may have a..never mind, it stays on the blog.

The Game at the Bottom, you have 6 votes. You will also continue to serve our blog in hardships and happiness, in joy and in sorrow, for better or worse, rainy or sunny, dead blog or lively bog, you're not leaving.

And the runner up is, THE SINFEST COMICS with 21 VOTES.

Which means, the Welcome Message leaves us for good tonight(its night time now as i'm posting). I'm sorry but out visitors have voted 25 times for you to be deleted from our blog.

So, remember to vote in the upcoming poll made by The Amazing Daniel! So remember, your vote counts!

Sorry, I'm not feeling myself today. And was ordered to update the blog. Well, not 'ordered'. I was told to do so. And i haven't posted this month. So I'll post CaH soon. Look out!

Duke of Edinburgh Award

hey guys,
three weeks ago, i joined a program known as the Duke of Edinburgh Award. my school encourages it and so do other schools around here. i'm showing it to you because i think it would be something cool for you to join and it'd be pretty beneficial.

So...
What is the Award?
The award is a programme of activities for you to do in your spare time. There are three Awards to try for: Bronze, Silver, and Gold. Gold takes the longest to do and is the hardest one to try for - usually, people start off on the Bronze award.
You simply have to choose one activity under each of these headings, and do it for a set length of time:
Service: Be a local hero - help the community, the environment or even train to save a life...
Skills: Do something different, whether you fancy yourself as a fine artist or a trapeze artist, we’ve got something that will suit you...
Physical Recreation: Could you be the next Beckham? Or Anna Kournikova? Virtually any sport, dance or fitness activity can count...
Expedition: Go on an expedition and find yourself. Train, plan and complete an adventurous journey in the countryside on foot, horseback, boat or cycle...
Residential Project: Work as a team on a conservation, service or activity-based project for five days (this is for Gold Award Participants only).
It's fun, challenging and different... so go on, take the challenge!

For more info... visit:
http://www.theaward.org/youth/flash.html
or,
contact your local Duke of Edinburgh centre today!!

Hello

watched bowfinger starring ol' steve martin and eddie murphy last night. just wanted to share this last scene from the movie with you guys. enjoy!

hi there!

hey guys,
with supervision of my room-mate, who wants not to be named, i present these videos of me playing with my ball and being an "monkeyarsechickenpie", quoting my roommate.


enjoy! ~confessions of the life of a chinese boarder~

Daniel's Performance with Caleb Ting

yo guys... about last week or so, i performed with my friend "Collide" and "whereverYouWillGo" together and it was remixed together - acoustic style! SO WE NAMED IT "I'll Go Where You And I Collide"

This is how it went [and there's like some shit at the top because i had to edit it with some trial version editor]


ok...will put this together with the Talentime Videos!

Llama

Yes, I'm back from camp and i would like to introduce to you, the llama.

The llama (Lama glama) is a camelid, a family that evolved originally in North America 40-50 million years ago. The term llama is sometimes used more broadly, to indicate any of the four closely related animals that make up the South American branch of the family Camelidae: the true llama, the vicuña, alpaca, and guanaco. They were used as a system of transportation for the Incas.[1]
Differentiating characteristics between llamas and alpacas include the llama's larger size and longer head. Alpaca fiber is generally more expensive but not always more valuable. Alpacas tend to have a more consistent color throughout the body. The most apparent visual difference between llamas and camels is that camels have a hump or humps and llamas do not.

And now, i here's a song to add to our site which will gradually get more and more annoying. But its funny. So, here it is : THE LLAMA SONG!

NEW GAME+OLD GAME=2GAMES!

yoyo daniel's in da damn-freaking-house!

and i found this game in school.. ts major sedistic and fun and cool and funny but it has a twist!

its not as addictive as the othergame which will be at the bottom of it...

its called URBAN SNIPER!

*remember, for the first round, kill the guy with the cap and the person he's meeting with, so wait til he meets the guy*

heylo

hey guys. it's 8:07 now where i am and i'm in prep(fyi- time allocated to be silent and study for an hour and a half), and i'm bored as hell. justa quick 'hi' and how're things going?? anyway, i hope you are enjoying your holidays...my exams are in two weeks!! and counting. here's the low-down:
math: probability, algebra, enrichment exercises, indices, pythagoras(quite similar to what we did last year, but harder), length, area, capacity, volumes, and probably simultaneous equations soon.
history: sources tests, essay writing on: medieval history
geography: pretty unclear...might be because of teacher who is a bit...blur...Africa(get this...memorising all african countries and capitals...i've got three more to go!) and also like, interpreting populations, climographs, population graphs, and learning stats...like AIDS and stuff...i think.
science: electricity(as in, reading meters, studying circuits, wattage, voltage, currents) and further electrical related stuff which you and i would probably get a headache from reading....environmental stuff...chemistry...yea.
music: theory...studying music pieces...backgrounds of shostakovich, maria callas(weird ass opera singer), david helfgott(famous aussie singer with stutters...) and tchaikovsky 1812 overture.
english: literature on an australian book deadly unna? by phillip gwyne...and literature as in like...literature. analysing tension, characterisation, conflicts, themes...all that crap. and comprehension. not comprehension as in "yes, in my opinion james bullard is a very selfish person because he does not share his food with his friends"...but "james bullard...(3 paragraphs for 5 marks)...."

so yea...i'm really glad that i'm not sitting for pmr. ;)...the pressure is on.

Yankee doodle went to town,
riding on a ha-at.
stuck a feather on his pony...
and called it bob.

Weird Signs!

Its been a while since i did this. Remember the time i said i would comment on any Cyanide and Happiness comic? Well i think it would suit Weird Signs better. And i would also like to say that this blog is nearly dead and close to extinction as it is the only one of its kind. On with the signs...


*No Farting Zone*. Come to think of it, petrol stations are also not the best place to fart, hence making it an unfartable place to be in.


3.141593. Do you know how slow that is? My DOG can walk faster than that. My SHIT falls faster than that! Some people just dont think. Horrible.


What kind of moron would...never mind. I would


This looks like FUN!


Pampering doggies.


Guess what's about to hit him on the head? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, YOU IDIOT. a cow.

Thats all for now. I've got another stack of 'em themed 'toilet humor' and remember...dont sit on crocodiles. And i dont have a dog.

Poll results

So, im making a new poll. Here are the results of the previous poll:

What do you do when you type a personal message on msn?



Now for the new poll, since our top blog is kinda filled up and messy, we've; sorry..I'VE made the decision to create a poll o see which is most useless. Please vote, and you can vote multiple times with multiple choices, AT THE SAME TIME!

And i would also like to congratulate Blake for making the finals of american idol and unfortunately losing to Jordin. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Bye. Oh wait, im gonna post some more. Just you wait...

HERE I AM!!!

anddd...*POOF*

My singaporean freind gave me this!

This was emailed to me by my friend who visits this blog quite regularly..
He liked the reason why our blog is called maybe shit will happen, and decided to give me this..

This is exactly how it was when i opened my email inbox! If it sucks, dont blame me...his name is Joshua Wong [Singaporean]! and u can tell him how u felt on jb9395@hotmail.com :D sry Bomb[Joshua] - we call him Bomb.

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!!

ok thats wut it was and is and will always be...sry for wasting ur time...JEREMY, JUSTIN!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!

YOYO Theres a game!

Ok folks, Dan's in DA HOUSE!! so, jeremy just introduced me to this awesome game and the game simply goes like this :

The aim of the game is to kill the creeps before they reach the end of the maze, do this by building attacking towers on the grass around the maze. To build click on the one you want to build on the right, then click on the map where you want it to be built. Once built you can click on them to upgrade or sell. To get a high score keep as much of your gold in the bank as possible, at the end of each round you earn interest on the gold in the bank. Special levels are where the creeps are none-normal, they include FAST [6, 13, 19, 26, 32] AIR [8, 17, 27] IMMUNE [10, 21, 32] BOSS [11, 22, 33] You get wood every 7 levels use wood to research upgrades.

EXACTLY! So I posted the game [ which Jeremy found ]at the bottom of the BLOG! ENJOY

Trivia with DANNNNNNNNNN

ok.. as usual, jikin always answers the TWD question.. it just shows that jikin is the only one who really really visits the blog...good job jikin...9 more points and u win!

Score
Jikin - 1pt

Next Question - TWD - General History..
What was the capital city of the Mughal Empire?

You can find your answers in : Wikipedia Google and others.
Please give your answers in the ChatBox

ZZOMGGGGGG 5K!!!!!!!

Yes, believe it or not. We'v achieved 5000 views on this very page. Everytime someone visits this blog the counter increases by 1. We've got a long way to go from our old blog, maybeitwillhappen which was 7000+. Let's CELEBRATE!


For copyright purposes i'll post the original comic too.

howzitgoinggg?!?!?!

Hey,
how're you people? enjoying the blog? i'm pretty sure you guys would be in an orgy of excitement by now after scrutinizing ambigrams, seeing a old woman stuff her foot into a rabbit, and reading "interesting and very gripping" trivia about spiderman.

anyway, i just want to wish you luck with your exams which currently as i type is in 6 days, 9 hours, 29 minutes, 51 seconds and counting. if you are an active reader of this blog, i'm sure you're going to be a 7A student because of this blog's magical and mystical powers.

anyway i have to get back to studying...exams in 2 weeks. i'll see you!

So TWD is back...lol

Jeremy begged me to bring this back so that more people would come and visit the blog more often.. Well, i hope this works.
*THIS IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT*

The theme is General History
Trivia with Dan- General History

1. Which British Prime Minister was the Brighton Bomb meant to kill?

*as usual, the first person to answer correctly wil get a point. The first person to get 10 points will be TWD Champion and can do many things*

Did you know?

Here are some things you might not have known about the latest Spider-man movie

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE JUMPING INTO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT IT.
I'm DOING THIS BECAUSE I CARE. LOL

· The release date for the film was set before Spider-man 2 (2004) was even released.

· Topher Grace left "That 70's Show (1998) to star in this movie as Venom.

· The over 600 latex "web" balloons in the celebration scene had to be hand-painted with a Sharpie marker.

· Both Topher Grace and Thomas Haden Church confessed that when they were unceremoniously invited to meetings at Sony, they had no idea they would be auditioning for this film.

· Originally, director Sam Raimi vehemently opposed having Venom as a villain in the film, claiming he hated Venom's "lack of humanity." Raimi eventually came to appreciate the character, based on actor Topher Grace's performance.

· This film is reportedly the most expensive film ever made in U.S. dollars, with a budget of $250 million. This breaks King Kong (2005)’s record of $207 million, and in terms of adjusted dollars, would be third to Voyna i mir (1968)’s budget of $560 million.

Thomas Haden Church worked out for 16 months to build up his physique to portray Sandman.

· In a fight scene where Spider-Man punches through Sandman's chest, congenital amputee boxer Baxter Humby took Tobey Maguire’s place in filming the scene. Humby, who was born without his right hand, helped deliver the intended effect of punching through Sandman's chest.

· The film's visual effects designer, created a miniature of a skyscraper section at 1/16th scale, instead of using CGI, to save time and costs, and so that damage done to the building could be portrayed realistically.

· A scene (and poster) of Spider-Man shows him in his symbiote-suit and, in a window, his reflection in his old red-and-blue suit. This image is reminiscent of a scene from _"Spider-Man: The Alien Costume: Part 1 (#1.8)" (1995)_ , which also featured, as in the trailer, the symbiote-suit attaching itself to Peter as he sleeps.

· The film's translation in Russia is "Spider-Man 3: Enemy in the Reflection"

· In early production Vulture was originally going to be in the movie, but was later replaced by Venom.

· Kirsten Dunst dyed her natural blond hair red for the role of Mary Jane Watson. Bryce Dallas Howard dyed her natural red hair blond for the role of Gwen Stacy.

· Real sand was used in the scenes with Sandman, except where there were characters being buried/covered in sand. Real sand being possibly hazardous for such scenes, ground up corncobs were used as a substitute. It provided marvelous snacks for the cast and crew afterwards...

· While being in the Venom costume, Topher Grace didn't drink any water during his breaks.

Thank you. Just shairng my joy of spidey with you.

Project MSN Messenger PMs

So, im bored and i don't feel like studying right now. So i decided to observe people's personal message on MSN Messenger. Since i have approximately 200+ buddies/contacts i'll only do a few. These pms can be classified according to...forget it. Just have a look.

First of all are the kinda normal ones, just plain statements or complaints :
- Looking for a team for F1 Technology Challenge
- [shyt ! haven finish alot hw!][yoon eun hye . <33>
- maths.maths.maths.
- manchester united (:
- stress plus boredom
- Looking to borrow warcraft III and Frozen Throne. =)
- I lose my calcalator. darrrn it
- last minute is not a key anymore
- W850i YaaY
- Who playing rose!?
- greatest mum in d world award goes to you !
- Patience.... we will get there soon enough
- Dim3nSi0n
- diz toRtiOn... tRiCky tRiCky... HardStyLe... 4hours to performance...
- exam..exam..!! @_@ and i haven ready..not preparee..wat la miee..-.-

Then there's the sentimental love kind of things. Lets start off with girl sentimental stuff :
- come break me down; bury me, bury me
- such a beautiful disaster
- © ` i'll stop the world and melt with you. (:
- i keep u in my heart as i slowly fall apart . i dont want to become just a memory .
- It takes a strong heart to love ,but it takes an even stronger heart to love after it's been shattered.
- © if that aint love then i dont know what love is ` MR A-Z (:
- Baby, there's no love like your love (:
- If you could read my mind ..you'd be in tears
- Thinking about him all day, yet she's feeling so alone
- i've got my mind set on you
- you tore it all apart

And then we have the guy sentimental stuff. It ALWAYS sounds weird :
- is the girl you love, worth putting all your effort in to have her feel the same way for you?
- Lollipop™....You Are Such An Indefatigable Person....Yup Its You
- where di you come from, where did you go?
- Life Is Simple Without U.... Life Too Is Simple With U... With You Or Without You??...
- youshineBRIGHTERthananyoneelse
- when you miss me at night, look at the stars shining bright
- That forever was in your eyes, the moment I saw you cry

Then there're the ones that i can never understand :
- keepon the dancing robot.
- m da person in 3 ppl....T.T
- -ah chuu-
- The downfall of BS3 starts tonight with resignations. All caused by a woman.
- freed from the depths of hell, into the torturous heavens.
- what a horror nightmare.. but i still like the rainy morning
- 9 more results 9 more suspense 9 more reliefs 9 more joy 9 more worries 9 more As 9 more HEARTACHES!
- I gotcha <3
- Just do it, before it's too late!

And now, my favourite type of pms the NONSENSE! :
- [PassionFruit: DragonFruit] [Mango:Mangosteen] [Papaya:Banana] [Wintermelon:Watermelon] [Pineapple:Apple] [Strawberry:Cranberry]
- zzzzzzz. stupid retarded teacher, i hope you die. ; cute little short fringe tht goes boing boing boing. wth?!
- Batholomew Diaz, Vasco Da Gama, Lopez de Sequeira, Ruy de Araujo, Alfonso de Albuquerque!
- i never steal your peanuts la ariel
- ..faceless Mahyun yang berpenyakit nanar..the new Ju-on..swt...
- what should i do with you...
- friendshit forever
- no woman no cry
- I only play when the light shines forth,when darkness prevails, and evil entails,I shall cower in the depths of my blankie.
- ........zzzz-_-zzzz..........
- i fought off 3000 men. with my bare-hands!! mwahahaha

Then there's Ji Kin's and Steffi's pm. Ji Kin's one never seems to change and has been the same for a very long time :
Blueserver DotA Score : Won 182(77%) Lost 54(23%)

And Steffi's one is very annoying as it reminds me how many days are remainding till PMR and how i shouldn't be posting all this crap and i should be studying instead. But i still like to think of it as

[The Number of Days Remainding to PMR] + [a few more days] = The Biggest Party of the Year!

Here's Steffi's pm, it changes everyday unlike Ji Kin's. I don't get the last part, its probably nonsense :
PMR: 146 days. TPs: 172 Shots. WCPGSHTCCLKS.

Sorry, thats all for now. I'm done sitting in front of the com.

Here's mine though :

i'm "<3">

Cyanide and Happiness

I said i was gonna post the continuation so here it is. Meh, its not funny at all. But im a man/boy/guy/male/person of my word.

I'm JEALOUS HAHA

ok..justin has a comic segment - Sinfest...jeremy has a comic segment- CaH

I HAVE A COMIC SEGMENT! but it has no name!

its called the weird/funny/outrages comics found by daniel! [so it does haf a name]

[for those who dont get this absolutely hilarious comic that i cudnt stop laughing to, the lady stuck her foot in the bunny's asshole]

Cyanide and Happiness

I found this hilarious. Guys would laugh more.




This one's for Daniel. Although its not funny but there's a chance there will. PS: Dan's obsessed with Spiderman.



Dont worry, its to be continued so i'll post the other one tomorrow, only because they only do 1 comic per day.

Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

This is the top 5 of Dan's Ten!

Top 5 of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!
in no. 5, we have a urinal from an international space station in space.



no. 4 is a toilet in Stockholm Int. Airport...[ it's sed to make the 'uriner' feel close to nature so that he pees in peace and is one with nature]


no. 3 are urinals designed by Clark Sorensen... its all plants [it livens up the phrase, nature calls!]


the runner-up that comes in no. 2 is a urinal of a clown's face! [aim the clown!]


AND THE CHAMPION - THE URINALS OF PURE ART! - it's from the John Michael Kohler Arts Center


That's for this round of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

if u still think this is crap, im sorry
if u think this is good, thank you
if u just wanna pee here, me too
and if u just wanna suggest things for me to put up on Dan's Ten, tell me in the Chatbox

Daniel, out! -sorry Seacrest