Hi

uh, hello?hello? test.test. um...will the real slim shady please stand up? test.test. whoo...havent touched this in a loooong while. anyway, hi. yes...i've missed you too but don't go jumping up and down screaming just yet. there's bigger news. i'm blogging again!

yes, you've heard right. you can rub your eyes all you want but what you are reading is not a figment of your imagination. it is, in fact real! you can touch it! feel for yourself! yees. that's right. feeel the screen. feeel it. touch it. oh yes, it's real.

as i was saying, i'm back- that's right- fresh, new look, new style, new ideas, and no added fat(i hope...it hasnt looked to good. rationally, 3 people say i've gained weight whereas 2 say i'm taller and i've grown narrower, horizonatally- i'd like to believe the latter is right).

so...as i start a brand new term at school, i will be doing my best to provide you guys with the most hilarious, thrilling, mind-numbing bullshit you would have ever read, or will ever read, ever in your lifetime. so...spread the word.

.watch this space.

Bruce Campbell [the man that appears in all Spidermans]

Bruce Campbell, talking on his roles in the three movies

Spider-man 3 Spoiler Clips

*THe following are clips that shows important scenes of the movie* if u dont want to ruin urself for the movie, do not watch it...

1st Version
Eddie Brock becomes Venom


2nd VErsion
Venom's Transformation


tune in for more

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

SORRY! I had to procrastinate due to the tons of homeowork i had during the week. I was supposed to post this on Tuesday but apparently i dragged it down to Friday. Dont worry. The next one will be punctual. Daniel actually finished his on time, i had mine but it was just the draft or something. Even now, i just re-drew the draft and made it look neater. Sorry, caught up in daily life.

This week's theme is furniture and the four words are (D)chair, (D)cupboard, (J)fan, (J)shoe rack. First up is chair.

The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are Daniel's




Next, cupboard...




Next the short one, fan...





And finally, the 'hardest', shoe rack...




That's all for now! Please remember to vote at the poll, which is updated.

Bangla

WARNING! Contains explict content and vulgar words.

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the CHEEBYE BANGLA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

I found this from thing from shaun ti's blog which he got from kennysia's blog. Its funny to me, not sure if its that funny to any of you. Give your opinion.

Candice

Candice requesed for this. If you ever want yours done, add me on my msn at jeremyloh282@hotmail.com it will probably take a day or two, maybe even a few hours if i'm free. You can choose eiter hand-writtten or computerized. Its free but if you want both its gonna cost you 5 bucks.

Footballer Look-alikes

Jens Lehmann! and Hal from Malcolm in the Middle!

tune in for more next time

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

So here they are. Teacher, Driver, Executionist and Director. First up, is 'Teacher'




Next, 'Driver'



Next, we have the hardest of all, 'Executionist'



And finally, 'Director'





Please remember to vote on which you think is better. The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are Daniel's. Pick your 'fav'. I'd also like to add a natural ambigram

"NOW NO SWIMS ON MON"

Cool huh.

10 minute work

Dis Ji Kin ah, very 'mafan' u noe. Always say ah, that my ambigrams r not 'clear' la. Vely hard to read. So one day, i decided to make him one that is err.. clear enuf for him to c la. So it took mi 10 mins to finish tis thing. Quite nice oso lah. Boleh tahan. Nah, give u all see.



Sorry, i felt like talking like that to express my Malaysianness. This is how we speak, and we should be proud of it. So i hope dat Malaysia can cont 2 be a peaceful and harmonis country 4eva n eva.

Footballer Look-alikes

Woodgate and EDGE

Cyanide and Happiness

Haven't done this in a while. This one's funny.

Footballer Look-alikes

finally, i found a look-alike for crouchie! and its none other that Timmy(south park)

AHHH

Timmy and Peter Crouchie

Crouch Timmy

Secondly is Gary Neville and some guy in prison break..i think his name is tea bag or sumthing

Neville and Tea Bag

Poll : Battle of the Rock Bands

now, new comers Daughtry has just rocked the charts after Chris Daughtry came out of Idol. Now, with Idol fame, his band is now shooting high.. but their songs are abit Nickelback-ish..

Could Daughtry have been always like this? Or is Chris taking what he had learned from Nickelback when he sang with them?

But most importantly, i'm wondering, which band do you prefer more? Which one is better? Daughtry or Nickelback?

VOTE NOW! [you can only vote once a day(exactly 24 hours)]

Wednesdays and Thursdays

Wednesday, 11 April 2007
Today we had our Cross Country Trials. I ran with Hugo at the beginning but halfway i decided to stop cos i felt lazy, so i agreed with Wei Li to walk the rest of the way because i was feeling lazy, or maybe i just cant run long distances. So anyway, a third of the way there, i saw Winston and Hugo walking back and i thought that they went in the wrong direction (like last year). Turned out that Winston had a little "tummy ache" and needed to shit. So i walked back with him and Hugo and Mr.Raymond asked us to let Winston walk alone back to somewhere to shit in a mamat shop. After the Trials a few of us were in class and this is what happened.













Thursday, 12 April 2007
Well, today was only exciting during Science. Winston started throwing nuts at Mr.Ching and he realised it and started scolding but it didn't sound like scolding. At first he thought someone threw and eraser at him which we then later burned with the bunsen burner. Mr.Ching came as we burnt it and he thought it was sulphur dioxide (or oxide). Winston put on a lab coat which was next to us and this is what he looked like.





This skeleton was behind us.

Song Ling

Dammit it took me two and a half hours to do this one. I did it only because Song Ling bet i couldn't make one out of his name so i wanted to prove him wrong. IN YOUR FACE SONG LING! Hah...



I would also like to add something extra to this post, a Weird Sign! Its been long since i did this so here it is, taken from 'The Star' newspaper.

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

Jeremy and I have come to an agreement to challenge each other on a weekly basis on who can do a better amigram. Obviously Jeremy will win most of the time but i'll just try my luck...:)

Each week, there'll be a theme ... Each of us will choose two words from the theme and we will use those words [4 altogether] to make ambigrams

The challenge will start next week. the theme is Occupation.

The words are :
[chosen by Jeremy(the pro)] : Driver, Executionist
[chosen by Dan(amatuer)] : director, teacher

Expect the unexpected... just do it..

Alpha

Holy shit. I did it. I did ALPHA! Well, its not that brilliant anyway. And i didn't copy or steal it from any other website, cos i doubt anyone can find an "alpha" ambigram. Funny thing, i was typing and i misspelled alpha to aloha. Anyway, this is for all of you in Alpha classes. So far I've been in 1 Alpha, 2 Alpha and currently 3 Alpha. I don't think i'll be in Alpha next year cos its based on I.T. Here it is, after 1 hour of work:

I accept

Daniel, you can stop being modest now. Your's is more stylishy and right now i might not have alot of time to do some "nice" ambigrams, although im doing one now with the word "alpha" will post it shortly. But how would we know what words to do? Either one of us might have prepared for it earlier. So how? Ask our "audience"?

I'm almost done with the alpha thing. Another half an hour.

Daniel's Ambigrams

before jeremy starts getting fame abt all this n since im an attention seeker..im gonna post my name done by me mwhahaha





its not good, but i still did it..





im thinknig..jeremy..i know ur great at this and all... but since ur style of ambigrams and wateva stlye i haf are different...why dont we do a mini challenge?

we haf a few words..mayb 3 and we see who does it best..and ppl can decide thru the poll?

wut say u? [eventho i know ur gonna win]

Tadaa...

Here it is, wai ren, eugene, ji kin and wei li. Did most of it during english, art and bm.

AMBIGRAMS

Ok. I'm sorta obsessed with ambigrams now. An ambigram is a word which can be read in multiple ways, usually right sude up and upside down. It takes patience and "skill" to create one. The one which amuses me the MOST is the Illuminati diamond, which was taken from the Dan Brown book, Angels and Demons. Here's what it looks like, try looking at it 180 degrees upside down. Amazing.



Here's an ambigram of my name.



And here's one that i edited using photoshop while playing around with it.



I'm gonna post some that i did in school, the 'harder' ones. They may not be as impressive but hey, i did them.

footballer look-alikes

fantastic...i was watching this reading game and i saw a guy that looks like wentworth miller (prison break bald headed guy)

Ingimarsson - Wentworth Miller