Saturday 28 April 2007

Hi

uh, hello?hello? test.test. um...will the real slim shady please stand up? test.test. whoo...havent touched this in a loooong while. anyway, hi. yes...i've missed you too but don't go jumping up and down screaming just yet. there's bigger news. i'm blogging again!

yes, you've heard right. you can rub your eyes all you want but what you are reading is not a figment of your imagination. it is, in fact real! you can touch it! feel for yourself! yees. that's right. feeel the screen. feeel it. touch it. oh yes, it's real.

as i was saying, i'm back- that's right- fresh, new look, new style, new ideas, and no added fat(i hope...it hasnt looked to good. rationally, 3 people say i've gained weight whereas 2 say i'm taller and i've grown narrower, horizonatally- i'd like to believe the latter is right).

so...as i start a brand new term at school, i will be doing my best to provide you guys with the most hilarious, thrilling, mind-numbing bullshit you would have ever read, or will ever read, ever in your lifetime. so...spread the word.

.watch this space.

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