Llama

Yes, I'm back from camp and i would like to introduce to you, the llama.

The llama (Lama glama) is a camelid, a family that evolved originally in North America 40-50 million years ago. The term llama is sometimes used more broadly, to indicate any of the four closely related animals that make up the South American branch of the family Camelidae: the true llama, the vicuña, alpaca, and guanaco. They were used as a system of transportation for the Incas.[1]
Differentiating characteristics between llamas and alpacas include the llama's larger size and longer head. Alpaca fiber is generally more expensive but not always more valuable. Alpacas tend to have a more consistent color throughout the body. The most apparent visual difference between llamas and camels is that camels have a hump or humps and llamas do not.

And now, i here's a song to add to our site which will gradually get more and more annoying. But its funny. So, here it is : THE LLAMA SONG!

NEW GAME+OLD GAME=2GAMES!

yoyo daniel's in da damn-freaking-house!

and i found this game in school.. ts major sedistic and fun and cool and funny but it has a twist!

its not as addictive as the othergame which will be at the bottom of it...

its called URBAN SNIPER!

*remember, for the first round, kill the guy with the cap and the person he's meeting with, so wait til he meets the guy*

heylo

hey guys. it's 8:07 now where i am and i'm in prep(fyi- time allocated to be silent and study for an hour and a half), and i'm bored as hell. justa quick 'hi' and how're things going?? anyway, i hope you are enjoying your holidays...my exams are in two weeks!! and counting. here's the low-down:
math: probability, algebra, enrichment exercises, indices, pythagoras(quite similar to what we did last year, but harder), length, area, capacity, volumes, and probably simultaneous equations soon.
history: sources tests, essay writing on: medieval history
geography: pretty unclear...might be because of teacher who is a bit...blur...Africa(get this...memorising all african countries and capitals...i've got three more to go!) and also like, interpreting populations, climographs, population graphs, and learning stats...like AIDS and stuff...i think.
science: electricity(as in, reading meters, studying circuits, wattage, voltage, currents) and further electrical related stuff which you and i would probably get a headache from reading....environmental stuff...chemistry...yea.
music: theory...studying music pieces...backgrounds of shostakovich, maria callas(weird ass opera singer), david helfgott(famous aussie singer with stutters...) and tchaikovsky 1812 overture.
english: literature on an australian book deadly unna? by phillip gwyne...and literature as in like...literature. analysing tension, characterisation, conflicts, themes...all that crap. and comprehension. not comprehension as in "yes, in my opinion james bullard is a very selfish person because he does not share his food with his friends"...but "james bullard...(3 paragraphs for 5 marks)...."

so yea...i'm really glad that i'm not sitting for pmr. ;)...the pressure is on.

Yankee doodle went to town,
riding on a ha-at.
stuck a feather on his pony...
and called it bob.

Weird Signs!

Its been a while since i did this. Remember the time i said i would comment on any Cyanide and Happiness comic? Well i think it would suit Weird Signs better. And i would also like to say that this blog is nearly dead and close to extinction as it is the only one of its kind. On with the signs...


*No Farting Zone*. Come to think of it, petrol stations are also not the best place to fart, hence making it an unfartable place to be in.


3.141593. Do you know how slow that is? My DOG can walk faster than that. My SHIT falls faster than that! Some people just dont think. Horrible.


What kind of moron would...never mind. I would


This looks like FUN!


Pampering doggies.


Guess what's about to hit him on the head? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, YOU IDIOT. a cow.

Thats all for now. I've got another stack of 'em themed 'toilet humor' and remember...dont sit on crocodiles. And i dont have a dog.

Poll results

So, im making a new poll. Here are the results of the previous poll:

What do you do when you type a personal message on msn?



Now for the new poll, since our top blog is kinda filled up and messy, we've; sorry..I'VE made the decision to create a poll o see which is most useless. Please vote, and you can vote multiple times with multiple choices, AT THE SAME TIME!

And i would also like to congratulate Blake for making the finals of american idol and unfortunately losing to Jordin. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Bye. Oh wait, im gonna post some more. Just you wait...

HERE I AM!!!

anddd...*POOF*

My singaporean freind gave me this!

This was emailed to me by my friend who visits this blog quite regularly..
He liked the reason why our blog is called maybe shit will happen, and decided to give me this..

This is exactly how it was when i opened my email inbox! If it sucks, dont blame me...his name is Joshua Wong [Singaporean]! and u can tell him how u felt on jb9395@hotmail.com :D sry Bomb[Joshua] - we call him Bomb.

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!!

ok thats wut it was and is and will always be...sry for wasting ur time...JEREMY, JUSTIN!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!

YOYO Theres a game!

Ok folks, Dan's in DA HOUSE!! so, jeremy just introduced me to this awesome game and the game simply goes like this :

The aim of the game is to kill the creeps before they reach the end of the maze, do this by building attacking towers on the grass around the maze. To build click on the one you want to build on the right, then click on the map where you want it to be built. Once built you can click on them to upgrade or sell. To get a high score keep as much of your gold in the bank as possible, at the end of each round you earn interest on the gold in the bank. Special levels are where the creeps are none-normal, they include FAST [6, 13, 19, 26, 32] AIR [8, 17, 27] IMMUNE [10, 21, 32] BOSS [11, 22, 33] You get wood every 7 levels use wood to research upgrades.

EXACTLY! So I posted the game [ which Jeremy found ]at the bottom of the BLOG! ENJOY

Trivia with DANNNNNNNNNN

ok.. as usual, jikin always answers the TWD question.. it just shows that jikin is the only one who really really visits the blog...good job jikin...9 more points and u win!

Score
Jikin - 1pt

Next Question - TWD - General History..
What was the capital city of the Mughal Empire?

You can find your answers in : Wikipedia Google and others.
Please give your answers in the ChatBox

ZZOMGGGGGG 5K!!!!!!!

Yes, believe it or not. We'v achieved 5000 views on this very page. Everytime someone visits this blog the counter increases by 1. We've got a long way to go from our old blog, maybeitwillhappen which was 7000+. Let's CELEBRATE!


For copyright purposes i'll post the original comic too.

howzitgoinggg?!?!?!

Hey,
how're you people? enjoying the blog? i'm pretty sure you guys would be in an orgy of excitement by now after scrutinizing ambigrams, seeing a old woman stuff her foot into a rabbit, and reading "interesting and very gripping" trivia about spiderman.

anyway, i just want to wish you luck with your exams which currently as i type is in 6 days, 9 hours, 29 minutes, 51 seconds and counting. if you are an active reader of this blog, i'm sure you're going to be a 7A student because of this blog's magical and mystical powers.

anyway i have to get back to studying...exams in 2 weeks. i'll see you!

So TWD is back...lol

Jeremy begged me to bring this back so that more people would come and visit the blog more often.. Well, i hope this works.
*THIS IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT*

The theme is General History
Trivia with Dan- General History

1. Which British Prime Minister was the Brighton Bomb meant to kill?

*as usual, the first person to answer correctly wil get a point. The first person to get 10 points will be TWD Champion and can do many things*

Did you know?

Here are some things you might not have known about the latest Spider-man movie

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE JUMPING INTO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT IT.
I'm DOING THIS BECAUSE I CARE. LOL

· The release date for the film was set before Spider-man 2 (2004) was even released.

· Topher Grace left "That 70's Show (1998) to star in this movie as Venom.

· The over 600 latex "web" balloons in the celebration scene had to be hand-painted with a Sharpie marker.

· Both Topher Grace and Thomas Haden Church confessed that when they were unceremoniously invited to meetings at Sony, they had no idea they would be auditioning for this film.

· Originally, director Sam Raimi vehemently opposed having Venom as a villain in the film, claiming he hated Venom's "lack of humanity." Raimi eventually came to appreciate the character, based on actor Topher Grace's performance.

· This film is reportedly the most expensive film ever made in U.S. dollars, with a budget of $250 million. This breaks King Kong (2005)’s record of $207 million, and in terms of adjusted dollars, would be third to Voyna i mir (1968)’s budget of $560 million.

Thomas Haden Church worked out for 16 months to build up his physique to portray Sandman.

· In a fight scene where Spider-Man punches through Sandman's chest, congenital amputee boxer Baxter Humby took Tobey Maguire’s place in filming the scene. Humby, who was born without his right hand, helped deliver the intended effect of punching through Sandman's chest.

· The film's visual effects designer, created a miniature of a skyscraper section at 1/16th scale, instead of using CGI, to save time and costs, and so that damage done to the building could be portrayed realistically.

· A scene (and poster) of Spider-Man shows him in his symbiote-suit and, in a window, his reflection in his old red-and-blue suit. This image is reminiscent of a scene from _"Spider-Man: The Alien Costume: Part 1 (#1.8)" (1995)_ , which also featured, as in the trailer, the symbiote-suit attaching itself to Peter as he sleeps.

· The film's translation in Russia is "Spider-Man 3: Enemy in the Reflection"

· In early production Vulture was originally going to be in the movie, but was later replaced by Venom.

· Kirsten Dunst dyed her natural blond hair red for the role of Mary Jane Watson. Bryce Dallas Howard dyed her natural red hair blond for the role of Gwen Stacy.

· Real sand was used in the scenes with Sandman, except where there were characters being buried/covered in sand. Real sand being possibly hazardous for such scenes, ground up corncobs were used as a substitute. It provided marvelous snacks for the cast and crew afterwards...

· While being in the Venom costume, Topher Grace didn't drink any water during his breaks.

Thank you. Just shairng my joy of spidey with you.

Project MSN Messenger PMs

So, im bored and i don't feel like studying right now. So i decided to observe people's personal message on MSN Messenger. Since i have approximately 200+ buddies/contacts i'll only do a few. These pms can be classified according to...forget it. Just have a look.

First of all are the kinda normal ones, just plain statements or complaints :
- Looking for a team for F1 Technology Challenge
- [shyt ! haven finish alot hw!][yoon eun hye . <33>
- maths.maths.maths.
- manchester united (:
- stress plus boredom
- Looking to borrow warcraft III and Frozen Throne. =)
- I lose my calcalator. darrrn it
- last minute is not a key anymore
- W850i YaaY
- Who playing rose!?
- greatest mum in d world award goes to you !
- Patience.... we will get there soon enough
- Dim3nSi0n
- diz toRtiOn... tRiCky tRiCky... HardStyLe... 4hours to performance...
- exam..exam..!! @_@ and i haven ready..not preparee..wat la miee..-.-

Then there's the sentimental love kind of things. Lets start off with girl sentimental stuff :
- come break me down; bury me, bury me
- such a beautiful disaster
- © ` i'll stop the world and melt with you. (:
- i keep u in my heart as i slowly fall apart . i dont want to become just a memory .
- It takes a strong heart to love ,but it takes an even stronger heart to love after it's been shattered.
- © if that aint love then i dont know what love is ` MR A-Z (:
- Baby, there's no love like your love (:
- If you could read my mind ..you'd be in tears
- Thinking about him all day, yet she's feeling so alone
- i've got my mind set on you
- you tore it all apart

And then we have the guy sentimental stuff. It ALWAYS sounds weird :
- is the girl you love, worth putting all your effort in to have her feel the same way for you?
- Lollipop™....You Are Such An Indefatigable Person....Yup Its You
- where di you come from, where did you go?
- Life Is Simple Without U.... Life Too Is Simple With U... With You Or Without You??...
- youshineBRIGHTERthananyoneelse
- when you miss me at night, look at the stars shining bright
- That forever was in your eyes, the moment I saw you cry

Then there're the ones that i can never understand :
- keepon the dancing robot.
- m da person in 3 ppl....T.T
- -ah chuu-
- The downfall of BS3 starts tonight with resignations. All caused by a woman.
- freed from the depths of hell, into the torturous heavens.
- what a horror nightmare.. but i still like the rainy morning
- 9 more results 9 more suspense 9 more reliefs 9 more joy 9 more worries 9 more As 9 more HEARTACHES!
- I gotcha <3
- Just do it, before it's too late!

And now, my favourite type of pms the NONSENSE! :
- [PassionFruit: DragonFruit] [Mango:Mangosteen] [Papaya:Banana] [Wintermelon:Watermelon] [Pineapple:Apple] [Strawberry:Cranberry]
- zzzzzzz. stupid retarded teacher, i hope you die. ; cute little short fringe tht goes boing boing boing. wth?!
- Batholomew Diaz, Vasco Da Gama, Lopez de Sequeira, Ruy de Araujo, Alfonso de Albuquerque!
- i never steal your peanuts la ariel
- ..faceless Mahyun yang berpenyakit nanar..the new Ju-on..swt...
- what should i do with you...
- friendshit forever
- no woman no cry
- I only play when the light shines forth,when darkness prevails, and evil entails,I shall cower in the depths of my blankie.
- ........zzzz-_-zzzz..........
- i fought off 3000 men. with my bare-hands!! mwahahaha

Then there's Ji Kin's and Steffi's pm. Ji Kin's one never seems to change and has been the same for a very long time :
Blueserver DotA Score : Won 182(77%) Lost 54(23%)

And Steffi's one is very annoying as it reminds me how many days are remainding till PMR and how i shouldn't be posting all this crap and i should be studying instead. But i still like to think of it as

[The Number of Days Remainding to PMR] + [a few more days] = The Biggest Party of the Year!

Here's Steffi's pm, it changes everyday unlike Ji Kin's. I don't get the last part, its probably nonsense :
PMR: 146 days. TPs: 172 Shots. WCPGSHTCCLKS.

Sorry, thats all for now. I'm done sitting in front of the com.

Here's mine though :

i'm "<3">

Cyanide and Happiness

I said i was gonna post the continuation so here it is. Meh, its not funny at all. But im a man/boy/guy/male/person of my word.

I'm JEALOUS HAHA

ok..justin has a comic segment - Sinfest...jeremy has a comic segment- CaH

I HAVE A COMIC SEGMENT! but it has no name!

its called the weird/funny/outrages comics found by daniel! [so it does haf a name]

[for those who dont get this absolutely hilarious comic that i cudnt stop laughing to, the lady stuck her foot in the bunny's asshole]

Cyanide and Happiness

I found this hilarious. Guys would laugh more.




This one's for Daniel. Although its not funny but there's a chance there will. PS: Dan's obsessed with Spiderman.



Dont worry, its to be continued so i'll post the other one tomorrow, only because they only do 1 comic per day.

Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

This is the top 5 of Dan's Ten!

Top 5 of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!
in no. 5, we have a urinal from an international space station in space.



no. 4 is a toilet in Stockholm Int. Airport...[ it's sed to make the 'uriner' feel close to nature so that he pees in peace and is one with nature]


no. 3 are urinals designed by Clark Sorensen... its all plants [it livens up the phrase, nature calls!]


the runner-up that comes in no. 2 is a urinal of a clown's face! [aim the clown!]


AND THE CHAMPION - THE URINALS OF PURE ART! - it's from the John Michael Kohler Arts Center


That's for this round of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

if u still think this is crap, im sorry
if u think this is good, thank you
if u just wanna pee here, me too
and if u just wanna suggest things for me to put up on Dan's Ten, tell me in the Chatbox

Daniel, out! -sorry Seacrest

Cyanide and Happiness`

Another one! Hope you understand this, Candice!

Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

It's been a long time - oh believe me - since i posted the ever so Ten-der, Dan's Ten ..
btw, i decided to start using a diff colour for my posts!

So as usual, i'll post the BOTTOM 5 to whet ur appetite[not in this case] and present the top 5 to somehow ammuse you [hopefully]

prepare to be unsatisfied - hey, im in a rush! - hehe

Bottom 5 - Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!
no. 10 is the toilet in the TAJ MAHAL


for no. 9, we see a urinal from Hong Kong



no 8 is a classic urinal from the Isle of Bute


no. 7 is a 'unique' urinal from some campus


and last but not least, in no. 6 is a urinal in a night club in Bangkok [don't bite my ****]


if ur thinking to urself, "this is so lame, it sucks so bad", then wait for the top 5.
if ur thinking this is good... u havent seen wuts coming in the top 5.

stay tuned for the Top 5 of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

Cyanide and Happiness

Haven't posted this in a while. I've got loads more though. It's disgustingly funny.

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

So.. jeremy has been posting it for 2 weeks...so ts my turn now

Ok so here goes..

The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are jeremy's..the theme is Countries

England



France



Paraguay



Togo



[jeremy's ambigrams are too pro..too good]

VOTE NOW!

Ji Kin's Stuff

As usual Ji Kin has nothing better to do than care for our blog and send me pictures to post up. (I think he should be an author), 60% of our audience is just him pretending to be other people. = Here's what he sent me, and p.s... im a coke drinker so pepsi can go to hell!



I love this bed! For dreamers.


They should be sued for stealing that.