Weird Signs!

Its been a while since i did this. Remember the time i said i would comment on any Cyanide and Happiness comic? Well i think it would suit Weird Signs better. And i would also like to say that this blog is nearly dead and close to extinction as it is the only one of its kind. On with the signs...


*No Farting Zone*. Come to think of it, petrol stations are also not the best place to fart, hence making it an unfartable place to be in.


3.141593. Do you know how slow that is? My DOG can walk faster than that. My SHIT falls faster than that! Some people just dont think. Horrible.


What kind of moron would...never mind. I would


This looks like FUN!


Pampering doggies.


Guess what's about to hit him on the head? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, YOU IDIOT. a cow.

Thats all for now. I've got another stack of 'em themed 'toilet humor' and remember...dont sit on crocodiles. And i dont have a dog.