Cyanide and Happiness`

Another one! Hope you understand this, Candice!

Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

It's been a long time - oh believe me - since i posted the ever so Ten-der, Dan's Ten ..
btw, i decided to start using a diff colour for my posts!

So as usual, i'll post the BOTTOM 5 to whet ur appetite[not in this case] and present the top 5 to somehow ammuse you [hopefully]

prepare to be unsatisfied - hey, im in a rush! - hehe

Bottom 5 - Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!
no. 10 is the toilet in the TAJ MAHAL


for no. 9, we see a urinal from Hong Kong



no 8 is a classic urinal from the Isle of Bute


no. 7 is a 'unique' urinal from some campus


and last but not least, in no. 6 is a urinal in a night club in Bangkok [don't bite my ****]


if ur thinking to urself, "this is so lame, it sucks so bad", then wait for the top 5.
if ur thinking this is good... u havent seen wuts coming in the top 5.

stay tuned for the Top 5 of Dan's Ten Wow-est Urinals!

Cyanide and Happiness

Haven't posted this in a while. I've got loads more though. It's disgustingly funny.

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

So.. jeremy has been posting it for 2 weeks...so ts my turn now

Ok so here goes..

The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are jeremy's..the theme is Countries

England



France



Paraguay



Togo



[jeremy's ambigrams are too pro..too good]

VOTE NOW!

Ji Kin's Stuff

As usual Ji Kin has nothing better to do than care for our blog and send me pictures to post up. (I think he should be an author), 60% of our audience is just him pretending to be other people. = Here's what he sent me, and p.s... im a coke drinker so pepsi can go to hell!



I love this bed! For dreamers.


They should be sued for stealing that.

Hi

uh, hello?hello? test.test. um...will the real slim shady please stand up? test.test. whoo...havent touched this in a loooong while. anyway, hi. yes...i've missed you too but don't go jumping up and down screaming just yet. there's bigger news. i'm blogging again!

yes, you've heard right. you can rub your eyes all you want but what you are reading is not a figment of your imagination. it is, in fact real! you can touch it! feel for yourself! yees. that's right. feeel the screen. feeel it. touch it. oh yes, it's real.

as i was saying, i'm back- that's right- fresh, new look, new style, new ideas, and no added fat(i hope...it hasnt looked to good. rationally, 3 people say i've gained weight whereas 2 say i'm taller and i've grown narrower, horizonatally- i'd like to believe the latter is right).

so...as i start a brand new term at school, i will be doing my best to provide you guys with the most hilarious, thrilling, mind-numbing bullshit you would have ever read, or will ever read, ever in your lifetime. so...spread the word.

.watch this space.

Bruce Campbell [the man that appears in all Spidermans]

Bruce Campbell, talking on his roles in the three movies

Spider-man 3 Spoiler Clips

*THe following are clips that shows important scenes of the movie* if u dont want to ruin urself for the movie, do not watch it...

1st Version
Eddie Brock becomes Venom


2nd VErsion
Venom's Transformation


tune in for more

The Weekly Dan-Jer Ambigram Challenge

SORRY! I had to procrastinate due to the tons of homeowork i had during the week. I was supposed to post this on Tuesday but apparently i dragged it down to Friday. Dont worry. The next one will be punctual. Daniel actually finished his on time, i had mine but it was just the draft or something. Even now, i just re-drew the draft and made it look neater. Sorry, caught up in daily life.

This week's theme is furniture and the four words are (D)chair, (D)cupboard, (J)fan, (J)shoe rack. First up is chair.

The top ones are mine and the bottom ones are Daniel's




Next, cupboard...




Next the short one, fan...





And finally, the 'hardest', shoe rack...




That's all for now! Please remember to vote at the poll, which is updated.

Bangla

WARNING! Contains explict content and vulgar words.

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the CHEEBYE BANGLA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

I found this from thing from shaun ti's blog which he got from kennysia's blog. Its funny to me, not sure if its that funny to any of you. Give your opinion.