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i need some help...i cant tell myself that i haf no life..help me..i just cant make myself think that i haf no life bcos I DO!
Do-Do.
Dear Do-Do,
you have no life. and if it makes you feel better, you "haf no life".
signed, Justin.
yes, im back. and ive moved to a new house! with new children! and guess what? they threw ny dog down a well. and were having a party tmr but we cant have it without the dog. help me!
Mrs. Corninacup.
Dear Mrs. Corninacup,
hi again. for the fifth time i think? my suggestion is that you call the fire department and they'll help you fish out your dog...or rather, "dog" out your dog.HAHA. if you want to prevent this from happening again, try holding parties that can do without the dog and cover up your well and kill your children. hope this helps.
signed, Justin
Mrs. Corninacup.
Dear Mrs. Corninacup,
hi again. for the fifth time i think? my suggestion is that you call the fire department and they'll help you fish out your dog...or rather, "dog" out your dog.HAHA. if you want to prevent this from happening again, try holding parties that can do without the dog and cover up your well and kill your children. hope this helps.
signed, Justin
people are posting on the wrong tag board! please help me!
wth??.
Dear wth??,
boy, you DO need help. and i dont think i have any for this case.
signed, Justin.
wth??.
Dear wth??,
boy, you DO need help. and i dont think i have any for this case.
signed, Justin.
justin..ive been kidnapped by someone but i dont know who. they threw me into a bottomless pit of doom with a laptop with built in wifi. what should i do? its so dark..
kidnapped.
Dear kidnapped,
well, first go to ebay and look for a nice-looking but reasonably-priced lamp or object that gives off light. dont have cash? dont worry, charge it to your credit card or your dad's or something. next, go to www.homereserve.com/. apparently they have very cheap sofas. then you should probably order some food and drinks. i hear that mc'd's does delivery. um, make sure you get a nice roof...nice good-quality tiles'd do the trick. oh and i think you could get people to come and fix up a toilet for you too...and a shower. with good pressure. MUST always have good pressure. CLOTHES! yes, you'll need clothes too.
BUT, if your use of the word "bottomless" wasnt a metaphor for "very, very deep" or didnt mean that the pit of doom doesnt have a bottom, i say that you're probably gonna die a very dull and boring death. my advice: pray. and always visit this blog. to pass the time quicker. good luck.
signed, Justin.
kidnapped.
Dear kidnapped,
well, first go to ebay and look for a nice-looking but reasonably-priced lamp or object that gives off light. dont have cash? dont worry, charge it to your credit card or your dad's or something. next, go to www.homereserve.com/. apparently they have very cheap sofas. then you should probably order some food and drinks. i hear that mc'd's does delivery. um, make sure you get a nice roof...nice good-quality tiles'd do the trick. oh and i think you could get people to come and fix up a toilet for you too...and a shower. with good pressure. MUST always have good pressure. CLOTHES! yes, you'll need clothes too.
BUT, if your use of the word "bottomless" wasnt a metaphor for "very, very deep" or didnt mean that the pit of doom doesnt have a bottom, i say that you're probably gonna die a very dull and boring death. my advice: pray. and always visit this blog. to pass the time quicker. good luck.
signed, Justin.
have any problems?? write in in the tagboard at the side of this blog. whether real or fake, i, Justin C, will promise to do my best to try and solve them.
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